Several pieces of expensive ass jewelry.

She should have been president...

Kara, thank you for doing the Bravo beat. Sometimes I just can’t read another depressing article about Trump and I just want to talk to like-minded people about if they got sucked into Summer House or not and how insane they think it is to spend at least $30K a month on a “summer house” (with no beach access).

YES GIVE IT TO ME

Has anybody checked to see whether it’s just sitting there on Capitol Hill?

Hey Bobby, where do watermelons go in the summer? Answer: John Cougar’s Meloncamp. Carry on.

To be fair, we all wish that

TBF, without Bravo gearing towards straight dudes we’ll only have: Spike, USA, TNT, TBS, FX, FXX, AMC, [adultswim], Fox News...

So what’s one way to combat this clusterfuck? Run for freakin’ school board. In a lot of districts, school board seats aren’t exactly high on the list of prestigious political positions, so a “common person” actually still has a decent chance of getting on the ticket and even winning. Don’t have the time or energy for…

Those of us in Kentucky know the Bowling Green Massacre was when a sinkhole opened up in the Corvette Museum and swallowed up a bunch of cars.

“Bitch I Told U: A Series of Short Essays By Hillary Clinton”

This is how we win. With love.

Sometimes—just sometimes—I don’t feel like everyone is a piece of shit.

She kept saying “he didn’t sign up for this”

I’m really hoping for a solid answer to this as well. This piece (and that sign that is posted as the first comment — that, in some photos from the march I’ve seen held by a man, which, frankly, rubs me the wrong way) suggests that I would be welcome there, while others suggest that BLM activists prefer that white…

I think it’s interesting to watch a metaphorical infant taking its first steps, and then trash said infant for not being able to run a 40-yard-dash in record time. That, to me, is what this article does.

I work for an advocacy organization. We all went to the march, with our friends and our families.

Unlike that damn tree, I’m sure we’ll have the answer shortly...