Yuuuupppp. I was in HIGH SCHOOL at the time. Went out to dinner with my Dad, and the waitress assumed we were a couple. I was mortified. I’m dying all over again just thinking about it.

While I’m totally on board with hating Nixon and blaming him for everything, the war on drugs began long before him. He just took it to another level and gave it a catchy name.
“Chasing the Scream” by Johann Hari is an amazing book that follows the illegal drug timeline, how it has affected crime, the poor, minorities,…

My husband once confused Adele with Meghan Trainor.
We’re obviously getting divorced now.

This model needs to happen ASAP. The movie industry would make so much fucking money. Well, in addition to the crap-ton of money they already make.

Wait, what?! I had no idea, as a mother of a 9-month old, that they cry sometimes for no reason! And they don’t sit still, especially when they just learned to crawl.
This is brand new information!

If we were guaranteed an empty theater, we would be going for sure. My kid is incredibly chill, so I do think he could probably last through most of it quietly. But, I’m way too conscious of other people’s experiences to truly give it a shot. While I understand when people bring kids to a theater, and it doesn’t…

9 months is a totally reasonable age to take a kid to the movies, right? I really want to see this, but I have yet to find a reliable babysitter.
I mean, it is a kid’s movie. And he’s like, way more advanced than all the other babies. He could totally sit through a full length movie. In public. With loud noises and…

I’m really excited because we had sex twice this month! Which isn’t actually typical for us, we tended to be more weekly, but a new baby and job loss have really put the damper on things lately.

Not the most tasteful, but as a Pittsburgher, this is a refreshing change from everyone defending him as a good person.

I was really impressed by how warm it appears there. I would kill to not wear 50 scarves today.

They’re the exact same, just different colors. I always assumed there was a difference, and was partial to men’s razors. A month ago I bought razor refills for the woman’s razor I thought I had, but apparently lost or threw out. Lo and behold, the refills fit in the men’s version of the same razor. They’re essentially…

The over-saturation of these two lately is mind boggling. I had absolutely no clue that her and Gavin Rossdale had even separated. I’m still not entirely sure which country singer Blake Shelton is. But, I do know that he and Gwen Stefani are dating now. A lot. All the dating.

My son was born in May. We named him Atticus Jude. So according to this article we really fucked up (although all the lists I checked never once mentioned the rise in popularity). At first, only my literary friends made the connection, which I could live with. Then that damn book came out and ruined everything. Its…

So this actually happened. Wow. I thought it was just internet rumors, cause I never believed Bob Saget would agree. I mean, hasn’t he made his entire career since then on being the complete opposite of Danny Tanner?

How do we know she didn’t take action? A close friend of mine was in an abusive relationship for a long time. Multiple times she left him and stayed with me or other family, and multiple times she went back. No matter how much support and help we gave her, it was very hard to break the cycle of abuse.

My husband constantly confuses Megan Trainor with Adele.

I’m considering divorce on this basis alone.

I dropped my 6 month old off at daycare today, and the caregiver said they got a new 2 month old today. When I relayed this information to my husband, he was appalled, completely shocked that someone put their baby in daycare so early. When I told him that was fairly typical, and most people aren’t lucky enough to get…

I keep hearing, “Howl from the outside.”