She is amazingly talented. And amazingly talon-ed.

So where is the pro-life, “pro-family” movement on this one?

I actually prefer the canned stuff to any homemade I’ve ever tried. Especially if it stays in the jelly form. But I’m a weirdo...

These are the best engagement pictures I’ve ever seen.

What does one do with a trophy lion head? I imagine that showing it off to people elicits “divisive and emotionally charged” reactions, so I would guess that he just sits around in his basement staring at the big cat heads on the wall jerkin off.

Amy Pond, is that you? The TARDIS blue is a nice touch.

I basically wish the show was just all King’s Landing all the time. Drinking wine and whoring and delivering zingers at Small Council meetings. Maybe they need a spinoff show.

Juhhnnnn Snuhhhhh is so amazing you brilliant person! I'm dying laughing

Right??? Normally I’m very meh about Juhhhn Snuuhhh, the Night’s Watch’s issues, and Wall politics (Wallitics) but that battle scene was badfuckinass. It was exactly the kick in the pants the show needed right now.

She’s actually a 40 year old man called Lorde. Ya Ya Ya, she is.

I literally cannot stop. It’s like a disease.

There is a travel book called “Scotland the Best” which my Scottish boss bought me when I moved to Scotland and it is awesome. Tells you the highlights of the whole country and lots of off the beaten track tips.

In that case can I recommend Glen Coe? Stunning area!

Ah, sorry, I didn’t finish the story because I thought it was too long already! When my mom picked me up she drove me to my dad’s apartment (she was NOT thrilled about it). At this point I had basically accepted that he was probably dead. He was not dead, he was perfectly fine, but apparently he updated his phone and…

There is never closure with a dad who doesn’t give a shit.

Like most people, I was an gangly teen- all pimples and limbs and braces. I had a huge, super nerd-girl crush on someone I’ll call Joe. Joe was a year older than me even though he was in the same grade, and had bit puberty sooner as a consequence, so was more man-than-boy shaped. Ravelston likied.

One look at time on…

Have you seen this? Perfection.

Now I'm just picturing him as a poor man's Billy Zane in Titanic.

I always fancied myself a "Clam Chowder"

This is such a great time to be pale, especially because white people have great new ways their coloring can be described, like "mozzarella undertones" or "exotic, mashed potato skin."