RIP Jurassic Park guy!

I would like to come back as a practical German lady's sandal. Donatella, we may not be sisters but we are cousins.

Do they give out awards for segment captions, because if so, this one deserves an Emmy or something.

The Manic Dixie Tear Cup!!!

Yes, this! If something is only fashionable on a thin person, then it's not the clothes, it's the body. My pet peeve: bloggers who describe some sloppy-ass look as "effortless."

That was my thought too! He must spend a lot of time with his grandpa bc he sounds like such a sweet elder man. I can see him down at the corner store sipping coffee, playing peanuckle (spelling) with his guy friends and chatting about the storm that is apparently supposed to be coming.

On a related note, my favorite Yelp/TripAdvisor reviewer to laugh at is the one who spends the whole review complaining about terrible/slow/inconvenient service and then adds a line at the end like, "I'll allow that we were a party of 14 without a reservation, but we STILL shouldn't have had to wait 20 minutes for the…

The bane of my existence was when there was a table of families, because all the kids would sit together, and then all the adults would sit on the other end of the tables. Then the parents would try to point out which of the identical-looking teenagers was on their check.

I totally agree, and I would also add that teenagers learn a LOT from working shitty, minimum wage jobs. Maybe not about their potential career, but about how to be in the workforce. I was a grocery store cashier all through high school, and that taught me more about accountability and personal responsibility than any…

True facts, my friend. A month after graduation, looking for my first job as a college grad, my potential employers were NOT asking about my volunteer work with the Red Cross. They wanted to know what went down when I was selling black lipstick at Hot Topic.

It's a fuck you to every person who showed up there, and to the concept of fashion itself. It's a pure The Emperor Has No Clothes commentary on the absurdities of fashion and celebrity itself.

YES. I love how he's constantly looking around during this scene, like "does anyone see me?" It's really subtle, but you totally get the vibe that he's more worried about how he looks than how he feels.

I don't understand how they can rule in favor of Hobby Lobby here without undoing United States v. Lee. And actually, reading the magically already-updated wiki page, US v. Lee was used in this case, so that makes me feel a little better. That case set the precedent that if you want to engage in commerce in the US,…

Dodai, I can't believe I am actually reading things like "You're being paid in experience."