This is the photo of Amy that makes me cry. It’s from Amy’s last performance, which was a huge disaster. She was incoherent and mumbling and staggering and tried to leave the stage a few times, only to be pushed back out by her bodyguards.

half the fajitas I served to adults then had all of the vegetables picked out and pushed to one side and the meat eaten. And those aren’t even like, ‘difficult’ vegetables. Onions and bell peppers, you giant babies. gaint. fucking. babies.

Seriously. The absolute only things I will not try are shit that was clearly intended as props from horror movies, like Balut or Hakarl.

I think it’s ok to have some aversions as an adult, but like, it can’t be to everything that’s not pizza and chicken nuggets (why yes I do have a friend like that, seriously, the man doesn’t like pasta, it’s weird). I have some foods I just hate- ketchup is one and it is fortunately rarely something that is required…

Mostly plastic surgery. Plastic surgery face is the new 50. You just look like a real housewife no matter what age you actually are, which reads as 50.

Literally the worst. #womenbemarrying

I like chickens...and glitter...and flowers

The real Mark Twain plays the role of “dead man doing barrel rolls in the grave forever”

Why is Adam Sandler.

I have a dirty confession...I think these dresses are cute as shit. They remind me of the shifts Mia Farrow wore in Rosemary's Baby.

But alas, I am poor, fat, white trash. Maybe if I throw a NASCAR jacket over one of them?

Christians in America are not persecuted. World wide, things are not so rosey. The neighbourhood where I teach has had a huge influx of Assyrian Christians fleeing the instability in Iraq the past few years, for example.

And then there are her strongly held feminist beliefs interpreting and dictating how other women and girls should practice their cultural and religious norms. Fuck off, sanctimonious lady.

Yeah, the separation of headscarves and state is right there in the Constitution. Do you guys think the school board spokeswoman is equally adamant about the separation of church and state when it comes to kids singing Christmas carols in school?

Hey now, I’ll have you know that...

Yep, looks like we’ve finally found a solution. A final solution, you could say.

Well this is very efficient and economical. We can just start herding death row inmates into big rooms, dozens at a time, and gas them all at once. What a solution to our problem!

Taliban? Really? This is college level racism?

It’s Western Kentucky. They’re not Puerto Ricans from the South Bronx, pal.

I bet all of the offenders are sorry, this wasn’t their intention, and it’s not who they really are.

Well that looks incredibly depressing. I didn’t get into Amy’s music much but it's clear she was very talented. I hope the film is at least somewhat uplifting and not just a slog.