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Aren’t you the one who also claimed to have had an affair with a married professor, then blackmailed him to get a good grade? Your husband - sorry, lawyer husband - is a lucky man.

...getting a peak into black America!? please tell me you are like...100 years old...

Dammit, UVA. I loved you so much. I was the first black person in my graduate program which was both exciting and shocking since it was the early aughts but you were so good to me. So good I even got a V-Sabers tattoo. That’s how awesome the experience was. Sure, you seemed to have a somewhat overabundance of frat…

A girl did this in my high school. She made me feel bad because i sad something like “what, do you have cancer or something?” sarcastically when she was acting all glum. I told her then she was an asshole for trying to make me feel guilty for something i could not have possibly known about and everyone thought I was a…

I can’t watch this. I’m getting anxiety just reading the description.

For this very reason I've completely avoided the 'new' installments of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series because THAT WAS DOUGLAS ADAMS, DAMMIT!

I could get behind an early hashtag campaign right now to let Disney know the people are open and would prefer a non-white Mulan. I think we could even handle a Chinese Mulan.

I will put $20 on the live Mulan remake not actually starring a Chinese person.

There are so many things wrong with this event that I lose count. Somebody miscarries; doesn't know what to do; for whatever reason doesn't go to a hospital; disposes of the miscarriage in a dumpster, then has to go get medical help. And ... thanks, doc, for noting the umbilical cord and making, literally, a criminal…

30 goddamned years? Someone could've murdered HER and gotten less jail time than that!

Neither should two convictions which logically cancel each other out be allowed.

I'd watch this in theaters.

I heart The Rock Obama.

This billboard – and the entire "Your wife wants me" campaign is good-natured, tongue in cheek fun meant to appeal to women who have a sense of humor, a sense of history and healthy self-esteem.

ok so everything you wrote is wrong, in the very basic, grammatical sense, but you don't seem to be aware that a kitchenette is not a girly kitchen, or a kitchen for bitchez, but a small kitchen.

OK, troll. You got me. Normally I dismiss, but I have to reply to this, if only to ask: what in seven kinds of holy fuck are you even trying to say?

Fuck my non-existent wife. After a good two years with barely enough counter space in my kitchen for a microwave and toaster oven in my condo, I FUCKING WANT THAT SHIT.