I feel like the people criticizing Chris Pine fall into two separate groups:

I'm sure it's an automated technical thing that can't be fixed (hi, I don't know how The Internet(TM) works), but it bothers me that trending right beside this is an article telling you how many calories you need to consume to lose weight. *Insert side eye emoji*

Yeah, the comments section yesterday was vile. "Anorexia? Recovery? Who cares about health. She was hot when she was slowly starving to death. Now she might get "fat" again and I won't be able to fap to her picture anymore. And as we all know, my boner is all that matters."

I just remember reading, "see? she's actually pretty attractive there, and you can see from her breasts she still has curves", and thinking that a), for good or ill, nearly everyone has curves in that type of stiff silk/ taffeta monstrosity, and b), it doesn't matter whether or not she has "curves", or you find her…

I mean, I also knew that I would get married barefoot but that's because I hate shoes and I'm a big fan of the beach (how incredibly unique and special of me, right?). I also got married at 10:30am and by 1:30pm, we were back in our hotel room taking a nap. If someone told me I had to keep that shit going for two more…

Destination weddings: you're doing them wrong. The only reason to have a destination wedding is to make sure that your crazy aunt Eileen and uncle Rudy who live in a trailer with their 17 children and grandchildren DON'T show up. You're not supposed to tell people you want them to spend thousands of dollars and take…

They are insufferable at the "Massai people as background decoration in our wedding photo" levels, though. For sure.

All I could think the whole time I was reading this was "I hope people who donate get a refund in 5 years when these two are strangling each other in divorce court."

That sounds so boring. My wedding was really fun but I would rather punch myself in the face than get dressed up and do the whole thing 66 more times.

I think they're selfish and would rather burn money than send it to them, but if their friends and family and idiot strangers want to give away money, good for them/

Hand in glove

Oh eat a dick, you two. "Our love story is so much better than everyone else's so you should pay for us to navel-gaze and instagram other cultures like we know a damn thing about them!" Dicks. Eat them.

This couple did it first—67 weddings all over the world over 3 years, and still counting. They didn't crowdfund, but they did "rely on the kindness" of strangers at each of the locations they got married in (none of them legally binding thus far). So fucking twee...

When I first read this a few weeks (one week?) ago on Buzzfeed, I was totally under the impression that the couple took their own money that they would have spent on a lavish California wedding and decided to travel the globe. To which my thought was, THAT.IS.AWESOME. There are many times where I wish my husband and I…

Will there be 38 divorces in 38 countries?

Wow, that's original ;p

How shit does your life have to be to spend this much time at a place you hate, full of people you hate, being an asshole? You're not even good at trolling, you're just pathetic and small. I genuinely feel bad for you, man. World must look pretty awful through your eyes.

Wipe your face, dear, you've got a little schmutz

He really should be sued for that mustache. It alone is a crime for our eyes to see.

The only think worse than not tipping are the self righteous douche-nozzles who leave the "Have you found Jesus" pamphlets made to look like a folded over $100 bill.