Girl you're veering into humble brag territory ! Some of us were DEEPLY unfuckable as teens. SO HORNY BUT SO UNATTRACTIVE.

Its not like that at all. I used to get at least 1-2 uti's a year. Until a doctor finally told me to pee after sex. Before that I never did I would just pee Willyn nilly. now that I know its just more of a planning thing. If I don't have to go but its still possible to pee I hold it. As long as your bladder is not at…

I mean, if UTIs aren't an issue for you, then maybe this advice isn't for you either. Some of us don't enjoy spending hours in doctors' waiting rooms four times a year waiting for an antibiotic. Giving advice on how we can avoid ending up in that situation isn't woman-shaming, it's freeing up time in our lives so we…

I have NEVER heard the "pee before sex" mantra.

utis are the fucking worst. i wouldn't wish one on my worst enemy. maybe on like, hitler or pol pot. but erin who in 6th grade made fun of me because my uniform skirt was longer than my knees, AS PER THE RULES, nah girl. i don't have that much hate for you.

I will guess crazy unrealistic standards/wants, lets his Mum bathe him still, secret bigot or hallitosis/B.O. prob.

"I like writing where everyone can watch me write!"

Just sayin'

Thank you for posting that photo and clarifying it for all of us who were like "ooh, he's kinda cute." I can now rest easy. We all dodged a bullet. You are a hero.

Yeah thats him. And yeah, tattoos+ beardy beard= flying panties.

I wonder if this idiot actually wanted the cake, or if some idiot group this idiot belongs to with an idiot attorney put him up to this so they could specifically put this idiot issue before a court. Idiots.

I'm British and when I saw this story and his picture my fist began itching with the urge to repeatedly punch him in the face. Strangely he has had this effect on everyone on my FB feed where we voted him 'Hipster Tool of the Week.'. So I think your chances of finding him unpunched by the time you fly to Blighty are…

What the hell did bakers ever do to anyone to deserve being the leading edge of the culture wars?

Seriously, 90% of the trendy white boys in southern England look like this. If he's got a douchey personality (I give you exhibit A, this article) then I do not find it hard to believe at all that he's single. He's 10 a penny.

Was "white privilege" really relevant here at all?

So he can be ignored by twice as many people?

I think he's sort of hot too. He sounds like an annoying manic pixie dream boy though. Of course, English accents tend to cancel out annoyingness. Except when it's Piers Morgan.

I like sitting in busy cafes writing poetry

A femme fatale belongs to no man!

Is that a pic of him above? If so, strangely hot and not what I expected.