I bought a VS bikini that said moderate back coverage. Sure. If by moderate they mean none. It's so pretty but I can't even wear it because all of my butt hangs out. I've also had a couple of bikini bottoms reveal everything up to and including my cervix in the front when they get wet. I'm going to start swimming in a…

Never. Gets. Old. He's actually achieved a level of personal grooming on-par with what women are expected to do (even his eyebrows!!)

Well, duh, it's early because if the models aren't in the middle of a back bend they might accidentally photograph a woman with the skin on her stomach folding over itself. Women's stomach's are perfectly flat surfaces that never crease or fold. In the bikini modeling world any crease of flesh (even taught skin over…

agreed.

I feel you.

Let's be honest here: you ain't buyin' these to "swim" in them. These are showpieces.

surrendering around 3am this morning—7 hours ahead of schedule.

We are now, officially*, giving the Razzies too much attention.

I think "Trannies #4" is what the Razzies are calling "Transformers." Which is really, really bad. Fuck them for that.

They had so many parties like that - birthday parties that no doubt cost tens of thousands of dollars in addition to the big milestone event celebrations. Plus, she went furniture shopping and paid more than $100K in cash!

I was really trying to figure out wtf trannies #4 was and at no point was "Transformers 4" one of my guesses.

It is sad for the kids. The really sad part is that had T&J come clean five or six years ago when they were first approached by the government about these crimes, they probably would not have gotten time at all. They would have been allowed to repay, with payment plans. These payment plans would have also curbed their…

Orange really is the new black- I see it now.

These used to be fun. They feel just as commercialized as the rest of the awards shows now, though.

Surrendering yourself at three in the morning? That says to me you stayed up late partying your ass off so you could show up drunk as hell to be checked in. Possibly also to avoid publicity, but not in Teresa's case, I'm sure.

That look will be very hard to maintain in prison. I want to see photos a few months from now. And the other housewives' reaction to the photos. And her reaction to the housewives' reaction

Real Housewives of New Jersey's Teresa Giudice began her 15-month sentence at Federal Correctional Institution in Danbury, Connecticut today, surrendering around 3am this morning—7 hours ahead of schedule. "She was ready," said her lawyer.

My thoughts exactly. Have you SEEN that clip though? I might be a little hormonal, but I nearly wept for Kristen and actually any celebrity who is not "on duty" but has to go through this level of harassment while trying to do something so mundane (ie, get from a to fucking b).