Are you telling me that every week there is a room with both Donald Trump and Piers Morgan in it at the same time? We let this happen more than once?

Damn the one armed pushups with his hand on his hip? YES PLEASE.

And today's special is the dorobo maki - limited time, unless someone's stupid again.

Do we know if this is the same Gaston who got told off by that little girl? If so, two viral videos in a couple months time is a pretty big deal.

Little kids (and it seems a lot of the parents laugh! Lovely!) and obnoxious teenagers. A LOT of them, every day. I have since heard that complaint from all the costumed characters.

Eh, at least he didn't do what this snake did.

Not to knock the people playing the "heroes" in Disney Parks, but from my experience it's the villains who truly excel at character interaction. I think it's because you need someone with a great sense of humor to interact with the public as someone who will likely get booed at or more might even scare children. …

This is fucking delightful. Gaston manages to flirt and insinuate as he gets his workout in. I truly hope the actor finds a larger platform for his awesomeness. And I *never* say awesome.

You were expecting Gaston to play fair?

Not to mention all the movies where a 25 year old is given some unrealistically fabulous career instead of casting a 35 or 40 year old that could realistically have a trained the position. He's right that there are plenty of parts written for women in their 40s, but they aren't casting women in that age group for…

Oh, thank God, I haven't been mansplained at by a grouchy molting teddy bear in forever.

Except actors negotiate for character changes all the time, and often get them, especially if they're big stars.

In my most middle-aged, polite, respectful way...

Nonsense, actors negotiate all the time for creative changes that will protect their brand/career. If you're applying for a job at Taco Bell, you probably have to shut up and do what your employer wants, but if you're someone who's being pursued by people who want to hire you, you'd be stupid not to ask for what…

I can definitely see where he's coming from with some of the criticism but the part where he starts arguing about whether or not his dead brother was really better at wrestling than him was... I mean, talk about competitive. It might be time to let that one go.

I am on board with all of the above, except the tomato based soups. What sort of tastebudless freak dislikes tomato based soups? (Unless they come from a can and then...DUH...it is the fact that they come from a can that makes them taste vile.)

They should just replace the apple with foam topiary balls.

I can see where a caramel apple might be pretty good if it was made with a decent fucking apple. Seems the only ones I've ever tried (I was a kid once) were made from the crappiest of apples. Mealy and no flavor, a caramel dipped Styrofoam ball would have been better because at least then it would have been "crisp".

I don't know why but when I see caramel or candied apples I feel like the apples underneath are hundreds of years old.