i thought I was the only one

I 300% with no justification LOATHE Bradley Cooper, to the point where I will not watch his movies. (I admit I really enjoy him as a voice actor; he’s insanely talented and I don’t have to see his face). I just feel like he IS the terrible douche he always plays, and I feel like I can now point to this picture as…

If they had an affordable basics collection I would totally shop there more, but I’m not spending thirty flippin dollars on a tank top. I was in there last week and the clearance rack was totally full of athleisurewear. Not because we don’t work out, but because plus size athleisurewear, oddly, is readily available at…

I live in town and was not invited. I’m sure TayTay just got a new phone and couldn’t text me.

A boy in the class ahead of me in high school died the same way. I didn’t know him, but not long before his death, he did the Chris Farley “van down by the river” sketch for our school’s talent show, and you could just FEEL how much everyone in the room loved him. And he’s always who I think of when I see that sketch.

Sometimes I am a fluffy little bunny who does not understand human motivation, so...why would Swiddleston stage photos? I fully believe that they might have, but why? They’re both A-list. Separately or together, they need exactly zero boosts, publicity, or attention. Are they just epically trolling people? I’m totally…

The first book I ever read of hers was in fifth grade—these are the covers I remember—and it was Ransom (about five teenagers kidnapped off their bus) which at that point was already 26 years old. It takes place in 1966—like, a relevant plot point is that one of the characters has an arm he can’t use because of polio.…

This means TOM FUCKING HIDDLESTON WAS BASICALLY IN MY TOWN AND I MISSED IT

Here’s the thing: I look at the Olsen twins’ romantic choices and I’m like, women, do you not see that you are of the same gene pool that has nabbed (allegedly) Tom Hiddleston?!? And then I think, well, they are astoundingly successful businesswomen who have been working and traveling the world since they were nine…

That’s not LC, although I wish it were—it’s Michael Nyqvist, who was in the Swedish Girl with the Dragon Tattoo movies. Although, yeah, seeing Alfie Allen play “Theon with a smartphone” was awesome.

I WAS TRYING NOT TO GET MY HOPES UP TOO HIGH BUT YAASSS QUEEN

I would 300% watch a sequel series that was just the Hound and Arya enforcing shit for Lady Sansa Stark, Warden of the North. He who passes the sentence should swing the sword? No fucking problem.

All my “celebrity pregnancy rumors” brainspace is occupied by Slate/Evans. THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME.

So after the global pandemic is over, do you think the IOC will finally agree to only hold the Games in existing infrastructures in politically stable countries with environmental controls? No? Me either.

I hate oysters...but had it been 528 mussels? All over that.

I’ve said this before, but...she just seems like the grown-up version of the worst mean girl in middle school AND she’s demonstrably shitty at her job...and her reward is her own Netflix show. UGGHH.

Were I meeting Pharrell I’d probably rethink the light wash mom jeans, but I am not an insanely talented college kid who just brought a veteran music industry professional to tears through the power of my music, so WHO’S THE REAL WINNER HERE, PEOPLE?

Well, to be fair, I think “frowning while delighted” is probably just a side effect of being English.

Is he the star towel dude from the last Olympics? TOTAL bae. nice to hear woke too.

I got prescribed Percocet in college when they thought I had kidney stones. I didn’t, so I never filled the prescription. All my floormates were like HOLY SHIT YOU COULD HAVE SOLD THOSE FOR $15 EACH and I was like, ok, i respect your entreprenurial spirit but whoa.