As a Rhode Islander who’s actually voted for this guy, I agree! We will happily accept our sad gecko back into our weird little terrarium.

She left him when he could only make her his mistress, not his wife, because she knew she couldn’t live with that arrangement. She came back when she inherited 20,000 pounds from a dead uncle. She split the money with her cousins and then decided to return to Rochester...knowing that she now had the power to leave if…

I think this is fantastic. Brilliant cover, probably equally brilliant article addressing a question everyone’s pondered since this whole story broke. Pretending that this isn’t an issue or conversation that’s happening is pointless at best and actively harmful at worst. Bravo, Kierna Mayo and staff.

Ironically, it’s actually a pretty good portrait of Ian Somerhalder.

Rhode Islander checking in. Awww, Linc, just come home, buddy. It’s ok. We like you. Who’s a good boy? You are!

And now, a roundup of ANTM contestants I’ve seen places:

I bought a pair of barn boots (calf legth plain brown) at the Concord outlet ten years ago. I have never needed another boot for rain or snow. I just wear the fleece boot liners with them. Yeah, they’re worth it.

I fucking love that and I would wear it all the time. The top, on the other hand, is best left to the website.

It’s like they put a fedora on the Bill Gothard handbook.

We can only hope that in thirty years Michael Bay will honor us with the story of Mark Shrayber and Allen.

I’ve been an intermittent Jez reader for years and a regular one for several months...this is it. This is the post that made me get a burner so I could say CONGRATULATIONS! WOOO! So happy for you and Allen. Also, seriously awesome post.