It's funny seeing the styles pop up again, like over the knee socks. I feel like I'm too old for them now (which is BS self-regulation for sure), but still think they are cute!

Whatever. At least I'm not a virgin and can drive.

If overall shorts are a crime then lock me up. I don't want to live in a world where cute clothes are so unfairly criminalized.

Hehe bone broth.

At this point it's just so bad, so amateur, that the only thing I can hope is that it's a really really long con. I mean, objectively, that makes no sense, because what would be the payoff? But this HAS to be trolling like James Franco style. Because what the shit?

But more importantly, did you remember to wear socks today?

Thanks! He was pretty dreamy (even in white jeans and a purple shirt!), but mostly I just like the line "I don't want to get in trouble do you Randall Pink?" . I feel like saying it whenever something seems like it's either a bad idea or a really really excellent idea.

I'd vote for Spike. Except that he'd have to be the mayor of a giant hole in the ground.

Madeleine, a woman after my own heart, with all these Buffy tidbits.

I feel like I care more about Mark's random life info than I do about anything else on dirtbag.

That fanmail is really awesome. I mean, we are all a little ugly aren't we? And we all still want to be loved.

I guess me and everyone who doesn't suck is just going to have to go see Feig's version like six times in the theatre.

Except for when they're not!

Oh god those seats are the worst. The cars on that line look like they were built by someone whose ideas of comfort take reference from Soviet Russia and H.G. Wells.

A loaded shot gun is definitely the right response in this case.

Did you ride a horse together?

That was literally my first thought. I was like, maybe I should find a puke image? "Barf" works just as well.

I like it too! I think the initial shots with it slicked back weren't super flattering, but the above photo looks pretty cool. I'm into it. Throw some red lipstick on her and it'd look pretty Gwen Stefani-ish.

Highlight of the day: My husband made a smoothie with 3/4 of a banana, and left the last bit on the counter. Later he asked me if I wanted to use "the banana roach" for my toast. It took me a moment to figure it out and now I forever will call the last bit of anything a roach. For example: Oh, don't eat the cucumber…

I... don't hate Kim's hair? I'm curious to see where it goes and if she can make it work. The pics I've seen are jarring for sure, but there's something kinda punk about it that I like. Which, yeah, she's super not punk, I get that, and yet maybe there's something punk about parlaying a sex tape payout into an empire?…