I lived in Oregon for 32 years. I finally got the fuck out and fled to Canada.

This kind of shit is NOT unusual for Oregon at all. I went to Oregon Tech in Klamath Falls and during our Day of Silence the fucking fundie Xtians on campus all wore these bullshit passive-aggressive "God is Not Silent" buttons...EVEN THE…

"The Night Nurse" crushed my soul.

My first job out of high school was working at a truck stop/restaurant in Oregon, and the 90's boy-band All-4-One came in and ate there. They were really nice, and super hot to 17-year-old me. I got their autographs; it's in a scrapbook at my parents' house somewhere. That winter, I also sold Night Ranger's roadies a…

That was just as funny when I saw it in "The First Wives Club".

I've posted this story before but it bears repeating: One of my exes in college dumped me in a really shitty, callous manner after a serious three-year relationship (for a former HIGH SCHOOL girlfriend...god, how lame is THAT?), so as retribution, I emptied two cats' worth of dirty kitty litter into the boxes of his…

I am rocking the eff out to this. Beats the Wallflowers' version hollow.

My mom and I saw her in concert in Portland back in 2007 (fuckin'ell, that was 7 damn years ago already?!); we had AMAZING seats 10 rows back from the stage and I cried through the entire concert.

Holy hairnets, Batman...you just made my day.

The best/cheapest steak I ever ate was at a strip club in Portland (A-Crop!).

My husband and I live in 250 square feet with no kitchen...we aren't lazy; we can't put stuff on the stove because we don't have one! I use our microwave every single day to defrost meat, reheat soup, drinks, or leftovers, and make popcorn, as well as rice and pasta if I'm in a hurry, but otherwise I cook nearly…

You DO know about the Benny Hillifier, right? You can enter any Youtube video link and it'll play Yakkety Sax over the video. This is ESPECIALLY hilarious with NASCAR crashes.

Heart's cover of "Battle of Evermore" confirmed what I suspected all along: Led Zeppelin is just Heart with weeners and occult rituals, and that Heart rocks Zeppelin better than Zeppelin EVER could. I'm also fairly certain Heart went back in time and wrote all of Led Zeppelin's songs, and that Led Zeppelin was…

Randy Milholland beat you to it. ;)

THIS. SO MUCH.

My first encounter with my husband was in an IRC channel back in 2004. He was 17 and in high school in St. John's, Newfoundland, and I was 26, in college in Klamath Falls, Oregon and in a relationship. He would message me with random shit and I would be like, "Leave me alone, kid, you bother me." I was kind of a jerk…

I fell asleep halfway through that movie IN THE THEATER.

I wasn't, LOL. I only saw the one with Judi Dench in the theater because I had free tickets, and fell asleep halfway through.

OMG YES.

So THAT's why Pink kept shaking her head after each of his verses. LOL FOREVER

I will re-mention the Skinemax film my husband and his best friend worked on. It's definitely worth watching at least once. :P