OMG I want her manicure. Never mind the fact that newspaper is less brittle and prone to tearing than my nails.

There IS no "Walter Reid Medical Center". It's Walter REED.

Ugh, I had the WORST infestation of pantry moths some years ago...there were literally HUNDREDS of those disgusting little caterpillars crawling around in my washroom. I finally traced them to, of all things, the box of wheat-based cat litter I used when I was toilet-training my cat.

They could do a fundraiser..."Swing the wrecking ball for a $50 donation to the victims!"

At least you're not Detroit! :P

ALL skinny jeans are ugly as hell.

It's the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory in spades.

BRB, trying to keep from crying at work. I don't understand how ANYONE with a soul could look at the joy and love on these people's faces and then condemn them as sinful, shameful, or evil?

This creepo puts the "ass" in Asperger's. *shudder*

It also has molecular memory, which is why homeopathy "works"!

HAHAHAHA, my born-again atheist friend from college told me that his mom and grandma refused to let him bring Harry Potter books into the house; his grandma literally told him "I CAN FEEL THE EVIL COMING OFF THEM", so he got thrown out of the house and had to read them on the front porch. LOL xtian fundies.

Annnnd I'm just gonna leave this here:

I just finished a Level 1 pole dancing class and those fucking bears STILL have better moves than I do. I'm not bitter at ALL.

LOL, my grade 7 photo is HORRID. Gym was my first class of the day, and photos were taken RIGHT AFTERWARD. My (badly permed) hair was a rat's nest, and I wore this awful hot pink and white striped shirt.

I've always used OB's, and whenever my IUD decides to let my ladyjunk sneeze out some sludge, I wrap a couple squares of TP around my finger before I insert them. Yay, no gross yuckiness on my finger!

I don't know what that is.

UGH NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. DO NOT WANT.

I totally agree with you. It's fucking gross. Breeders need to go somewhere private and bond with their child; don't fucking whip out the flapping milk sock and stuff it into your squalling larva's noise hole while I'm trying to enjoy MY meal.

Fuck shaving. I remember the douchebag guys in grade 7 or 8 cornering a popular girl who was wearing a tanktop and then yanking her arm up so they could make fun of her armpit stubble (which was minimal). I quit shaving regularly in my 20s because I stopped giving a fuck what other people thought about my legs and…

Oh man, the first chick I ever went down on gave me carpet burn on my face from her pube-stubble. SO WORTH IT THOUGH... ;)