Amen! I’m slightly saddened that we are not as politically close as I thought we were, but as a rabid nationalist myself, I take this as the opportunity to prove the cause, rather than hurl insults. JK is still an awesome woman and The Casual Vacancy still the greatest ode to socialism ever.

I actually disagree - there should be full accountability and traceability of peer review, ala PeerJ

I’ve always loved Alan Wake with a passion - but I think the combat was markedly improved in the add on American Nightmare. In Alan Wake you can just push through with judicious battery conservation, in American Nightmare you NEED to burn off those shields piecemeal, and the removal of the ‘safe zones’ of light make…

Preach it, friend

Orgasm just kinda tells the guy when to stop.

Oh she's adorable - she'll be busting quads in years to come

There was this one a while back that went wrong, but I remember people saying it could have been a deliberate viral video.

I reckon more likely labour-gone-wrong. She's very far along, and likely gave birth with only Clementine to help her.

Surely you missed one of the absolute worst moments - the lingering shot on Christa's flat stomach eighteen months later and the fact nobody ever, ever mentions it.

The moment I saw that fucking dog I knew it would come down to blood and tears.

I had to phone my mother in a state of wibbling incoherence when I finished. She very calmly waited for me to stop blubbering before sympathising entirely. I'm so glad I told her beforehand I was playing an emotional game . . .

Dear lord the blocks. I think George, The Prince of Persia and last generation Lara Croft should start a support group for those box puzzles. They were all so similar.

Absolutely loving it so far. Some nice puzzles (though nothing that's confused me so much I've needed to quit and go back to it later.) I'm just happy to have George around again.

I really enjoy 3. It has a lot of classic Broken Sword moments, but definitely ramps up the stakes a bit. There's a particularly memorable sequence in a theatre that vexed me for WEEKS.

Fourth isn't really 'bad' but it's clearly made by a different company. It just doesn't sparkle as the others did.

That explains a lot actually.

Well I just frantically googled 70kg to pounds . . .

New favourite gif right there

My mum was big on this 27 years ago. She has two exceptionally well behaved girls, one of whom (myself) still gets a Pavlovian-esque joy from praise and cannot abide disappointing people. I worked in childcare for a number of years and followed her advice - I had a great deal, if not the most, control over our group…

And if they could work in a few Carry on up the Khyber jokes I'd be buying the collector's edition.