ladyjillybean
LadyJillybean
ladyjillybean

Physicists! Engineers! How come when it's slowing over water it spits up massive amounts of spray but doesn't spit up massive amounts of sand?

Pfft, all the cool kids are hanging out at Herculaneum, don't you know?

If I was one of those crazy unethical scientists you see in movies I'd be all over this - think of the fun science we could do with this!

Oh god, the sexy! The fires! THOSE. BLUE. EYES.

Lovely sentiments but I still found this film to be such a let down. The funniest joke was the Cornetto.

Don't! I couldn't stand this film and I loved Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz (and Spaced). I found this to be tired, strained and reaching for the tiniest of laughs

We're getting digital penis? That's pretty cool. Even if it is in a non-sexual context.

I remember reading "The American Way of Death" a few years ago by Jessica Mitford and being completely stunned by how funerals are conducted there. Thankfully I've never had to organise a funeral yet, but it was certainly an eye opening look. I don't believe UK parlours are as bad yet, but I imagine it will get that

I NEED A CARP BRAID

That's quite amazing - supporting the idea that we learn in our dreams I guess!

Hehehe - no probably not, but it might be worth it for that elusive just-stepped-out-a-pinterest look I so crave to sport.

SHE'S A WITCH

I have lots of very fine hair so it all slips out of the braid. I think I need more product but I am quite clueless in all this.

I spent all day trying to master the fishtail braid and it's still a bit . . . well . . . crap.

Ahh that's interesting. A week or so ago there was a comic who had a whole song about how many Canadian comedians we had this year and since then I can't stop hearing the accent everywhere!

I live in Edinburgh at the moment and trust me, some of the shit I've seen today is just begging for some robot overlords.

That is the most hilarious gif I've ever seen in my life

I thought the golden rule was "say please"

*book spoilers!*

Shit. They've done something. Or found something. Or something found us. Or they've got an area 52 now. WHAT DOES THIS MEANNNNNNNNNNN