I'll just be here, on the left.

I remember watching the director's commentary for the Disney CGI flick 'Dinosaur' which starts with a beautiful, CGI lens flare. The directors discussed how they had asked cinematographers what kind of lens flare would be right and the cinematographers had said: "We spend our whole careers trying to minimise these…

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I was frantically searching for one of my favourite letters ever written into the New Scientist which came up with a proof about how lentils were worse than grass-fed beef (it was a bit satirical) in order to upset you but my googlefu failed me. Imagine I did find it and we had a good laugh.

I also make cupcakes!

THAT'S not a horse + man = alcohol advert!

Aren't most people looking for someone pretty specific?

Calories, dude.

I LOVE how much work he put into Indy. I just love Harrison.

I tend to think that if one person brings another person to orgasm then it's sex. Though I realise this falls down when orgasms don't happen.

Michelle is fabulous and my favourite Destiny's Child. Haters can go see another boring Beyonce concert.

I thank you from the bottom of my heart

You just know he's built is supervillain lair there. "Ahh yes, Mr Bond, but as my lair does NOT reside on a planet, I am free from your silly IAU rules! Now, witness the power of this fully armed and operational planet!"*

After all, revenge is a dish best served . . . .

Republic of Scotland, obv.

Out of interest, what did you make of the Casual Vacancy? I was punching the air while reading it and weeping my happy socialist tears . . .

... side-eyeing you SO hard right now.

+1000000000000000 +/- 0.05

I'm just over two months away from finishing my PhD in animal behaviour. I am partially convinced I am going to die of a brain tumour, am going blind, and that I have a DCI lurking in my system. I cannot rationalise these thoughts away.

Software update.