Don't forget Dominique Dawes. She was the first African-American to win a gold medal in gymnastics and one of only three gymnasts to compete in three Olympics...Barcelone 1992 (bronze), Atlanta 1996(gold) and Sydney 2000 (bronze). She also had one of the best nicknames...Awesome Dawesome!

There’s a level on which my favorite part of this is the official press release containing the sentence “We are not screwing around, Philly.”

I still love animal crackers. I eat the head first, then the feet, then the body.

I still regularly eat mac and cheese despite not having any kids. I probably should have spent a premature death on something cool like cirrhosis but oh well

As a former Bank of America employee, I saw this far too often and it gets worse. They also used a trick where they would process your largest debits first and smaller ones last, so if you had $1950 in your checking account and you had a $1500 rent payment, a $500 insurance payment and then say 4 charges for things…

Well, the inside of my car is always spotless, but being a black car, the outside is always dirty. Perpetually dirty. Like within an hour of washing it. Don’t buy a black car.

Ellen says it’s okay.

I judge people by their misuse of the apostrophe. >_>

you can see the Flying Elbow Cop thinking “THIS IS IT! THE MOMENT I’VE TRAINED MY WHOLE CAREER FOR! THE PEOPLES ELBOW!!!!”

How about #WearOrange to #WearOrangeForHuntingSafety.

Your response is just another high horse rant with no reasons. Here’s a list of reasons, that mighy have made your argument look less a lecture on your opinions.

If it’s the difference between giving a cat a home and having more cats in shelters, I’ll take the declawing 100% of the time. While having a pet isn’t a right, every pet should have the right to a loving home, and if one of those stipulations is declawing? Then welcome home Mittens!

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen. Fuck street runners. “Oh the road is softer on my feet!” No, I hate you.

Thank you. Came here looking for eight people...!

4 Sets? Don’t you mean 2 Pairs or 2 Sets?

If that’s the case, then why have a problem saying “All Lives Matter” instead?

Uh, not a U.S. Supreme Court judge. A New York state judge. New York state trial courts are called “Supreme Courts” (even though they are actually the lowest courts in NY, not the highest as you might think given the word “Supreme”).

Answer to the question: however the fuck she wants. The question is insulting (not that I’m pointing fingers at Stassa, just, you know, at the entire culture of this debate).

Actually, no. Bullets flatten and deform on impact. Knifes do not. You can take a good knife and stab right through a bulletproof vest. They require different weaves and designs. Some bulletproof vests are also knifeproof/resistent. There are rating scales for both.