Seriously. Those saying that Gabby Douglas broke some proverbial racial glass ceiling have an incredibly short memory ... or weren’t born yet.

In the same way the Praetorian Guard “protected” the citizens of Rome from Caligula? One can only hope.

I’m sorry, but ... blandly handsome? 10/10 would fuck.

Yes. It MUST be Kraft. All other boxed mac’n’cheese can go fuck off.

BRAVA! I concur with this entire analysis.

Dear Cleveland D.A.:

They are indeed very pretty during the month or so that they are blooming. That is also when they are most dirty and destructive.

Tell me about it. My paint is beyond messed up at this point.

Especially if you live in a downtown area, have only one parking spot for a two-person household, and your city’s streets are lined with trees that look like this (Jacaranda trees):

Not a fan of The Stand mini-series?

Twenty pages describing whats on the table at the meal, and then like 15 people die in a single paragraph.

Hello, Mr. Obviously-Not-a-Lawyer:

Orange? As in the color that hunters wear to makes themselves ultra-visible to avoid being accidentally shot by other hunters? Uhhh...

I don’t know that making oneself more visible is really going to help when the person with the gun is someone who is INTENDING to shoot another human. These inner-city kids aren’t…

Cat Owner Here. Current count: 1 declawed, 1 au natural.

Serious Question: Why, for the love of God, does a rape victim get seek to get their University involved? (I understand that in the case of Ms. Barney, she did not seek her school’s involvement, but that is not the case in many other scenarios. My question focuses of those.) By which I mean, these people are in the…

Sounds like a big whopping “you” problem.

Insurance is a RISK POOL. There is no risk in providing a woman something she needs every month.

“I have no idea why he took the selfie,” his roommate told the Daily Mail.

Well, I do get what you’re saying, but, ultimately, I don’t think you’re right.

Why should he be more like Wilson?