By the way, it’s obviously insane to shell out $35 for a cookie bazooka when you can achieve a reasonably similar result using a stupid cookie cutter.

“People who do not eat Prime Rib on Christmas are heathens who do not know the true meaning of Christmas.” —Baby Jesus

Ben Carson (it’s his only real stregnth, btw). Jeb Bush. John Kasich. Mike Huckabee. Rand Paul. Hell, even Fiorina seems more likable than Hillary, and she isn’t a real gem in that sense. Cruz, Trump, Walker - not so much, at all.

Again, I think it depends on where you live.

I’m guessing you aren’t from a part of the country where real estate is expensive at shit?

“Christian intellectuals.”

Ms. Hernandez, I love your articles and such, but all these Fallout articles are making it impossible for me to focus on my work during the day. Due to your writings, I have continious urges to walk away from my desk, go home, and bust out the Playstation4.

“When fascism comes to America, it will come wrapped in an American flag.” —Sinclair Lewis

Step One: Quit job.

That’s the logic Europeans used to justify not applying rule of law to colonized lands and peoples, which led to some pretty horrific injustices.

Some people just aren’t made for democracy. Some people just need a dictator. That’s just who they are.”