Oh...oh my.

I just googled 'zac efron hot'. Kill me.

It's true life!
I also work in TV and have navigated an awkward situation with a host who had gained weight... the things some people said behind his back made me rage.

Dave Franco + Zac Efron pretty much just looks like Zac Efron. Please stop ruining Dave Franco like that.

Ordell: That shit'll rob you of your ambition!
Melanie: Not if your ambition is to get high and watch TV.

(maybe not exact, but remembered dialogue from the film 'Jackie Brown')

Thanks For The Great Advice, Jaden. Do I Look More Intelligent Yet? Am I Doing This Right?

It's been awhile since I've done this, so here goes.

The true heroes are effortless.

I love Courtney. She says some kookobanana things..and some really awesome things..but I love her. I feel like she's my spirit animal today seeing as I went off on my inept cousin about 9/11.

No matter how many fucked up things Courtney Love has done, I will always admire her for her intelligence. She is so quick and interesting in interviews.

Chobani is fake Greek yogurt anyway. Fage FTW.

20, some hippie, it hurt. Should have done it sooner with somebody who was better at it.

Age: 18
Location: The Allen Parkway Inn
Partner: Lead Guitarist in the band for a famous 70’s/80’s folk rock singer
How it went down: My best friend was a long time groupie of the singer. When he and his band came to play at Fitzgerald’s in the 80s, I leapt at the chance to go. She told me he had a really cute guitarist,…

Snuck out of parents house a week before my 15th birthday. 1988.
Walked to the party in the surfer-laden suburbs of Lake Forest (yep,
the OC baby!). Was wearing thin peach top with black bra underneath,
and short black 80s skirt that had those 3 ruffles tiered down it. Was
blonde. Was very blonde due to Sun-In. Was tan.…

Age: 21

I attended a music festival that could easily be summed up as an utter disaster. It poured the entire time. The grass my friends and I were standing on quickly turned to mud and to get anywhere, you had to walk through deep puddles that soaked our shoes and socks. Despite all this, I tried to grin and bear it, to…

Yeah, I'm on Team Hater. The vast majority of things are overhyped, overrated, crowded and too expensive. Most people are boring and annoying. Most TV is total shit. Just leave me the fuck alone so I can listen to music that doesn't suck.

I'm sure she's a lovely actress in other roles, but the character of Maggie is the worst thing on The Newsroom and I don't think she even plays her very well :(

Greg emphatically supports you.