ladyjane
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Oh, for fuck's sake. He literally said that he COPED BY EATING PIE.

Is anyone else SO READY for 2013 to be over? This has been a spectacularly shit year for me. I went back to grad school, because I need a master's to advance in my field, but I HATE IT, and I miss working so much. My sister died. My depression, which hasn't really flared up since 2010, came back in a serious way.

Has anyone read This is How you Lose her by Juniot Diaz? Most of my friends haven't read it and the few who had thought it was funny, and I thought it was funny to but I broke down crying multiple times while reading it and I was wondering if anyone else found it depressing or if his other books were similar, because

Babies are pretty disgusting. lol

Oh my gahhhh

Yeah, it's funny. If I just look at Jared Leto today, I don't really see whatever it was that made me swoon about him in MSCL.

Kardashian Kristmas needs more Krampus !

To be honest, if someone had tried to explain privilege to me when I was in HS I would have probably reacted the same way. It's really hard to get teens to start thinking outside of their own experiences.

What the hell does my menstruation have to do with..... oh.

Today is my 58th Birthday! I feel great! Can I get a Woot-Woot? Cool. Survived a lot of shit and got grey hair, but life is good. Rock On, Jezebels!

I want her in more Calvin Klein:

My good friend of mine is a sort of convention groupie, and she always says, "The first rule of celebrity fucking is that you don't talk about celebrity fucking."

Went out last night, met a guy after I started flirting with his friend but we ended up talking and had a lot in common so he came over and did the sex. This morning he bought me breakfast, I gave him a ride home, and we did it again. Fun. I've never taken a random guy home before but it felt so natural and I don't

Now playing

This is probably the best song of all time for that precise purpose.

I just bought one last week and I am mainly so mad at myself for ever buying any Bobbi Brown, Bare Esentuals, or MAC ones.

My dad met Nick Offerman at the airport yesterday and took this picture with him. It was my dad's idea not to smile because my dad is hilarious like that. He said he was very nice, eating a lot of meat at lunch, and they apparently talked about theatre. When my dad posted the picture I could absolutely not contain

Oooh, sorry Madeleine but I'm diggin this cover. Hard.

He opened his front door and shot her in the face.

If this is true, I think my cat is Marina Abramovic in a thrift store fur coat.

My love for the Olsen twins will never die. I think their designs are kind of wonderful. They make serious clothing. MK4lyf.