Hollister, Vera Bradley, & Oppression can only mean one thing: Suburban High School. I think I wore that exact outfit (to be clear, this isn't me making fun of what he is wearing).

PEOPLE : The worst since basically forever.

I get shit ALL the time for saying that in some ways Courtney Love is a personal hero of mine. Yes there are a lot of things about her that I don't agree with, however, in reading about her history, there are a lot of really powerful messages in there. She was dead fucking set on everyone knowing her name. I admire…

Oh please Club Sun, Kramer figured out how to capitalize on that golden brown turkey look fifteen years ago!

HA! That girl jumped right out of her pants! I have found my other half, I do that all the time.

I must be a terrible person, because this makes me laugh. Every. Single. Year.

The kid that says, "It's ok, I just want you to feel happy" made me consider kidnapping.

she has a great body because of genetics. that's it. there isnt a diet in the world that will give you a naturally lanky slim built. you're born with it.

Re: Lindsay Lohan - in the version I read, it wasn't a Vegas club, it was Foxwoods in Connecticut. (I only retained this because I've been there and it was sad and I thought, "Wow, how sad.")

I forgot to tell my poultrygeist story! I have written about it before, but here it is:

And adult women too please? I was kind of grossed out by being told my wedding was my day to be a princess by sales types and dressers of hair and whatnot. I am AT LEAST an empress, but I'd rather be a witch/sorceress.

Colton is NOT a hipster name. That is a white Southern suburbs name. Colton plays JV football and attends Vacation Bible School. Get with it.

My son (who is 7 now) sees dead people.

It's the most wonderful time of the year!

My sister died in a car accident at the age of 20, and my brother and I (18 & 16 yrs old at the time) were charged with cleaning out her apartment. We brought the boxes of my sister's stuff back to my brother's apartment and immediately started drinking rum we'd found in my sister's kitchen. After a few drinks we…

So when I was barely twenty years old I was travelling with a small group of people through China, and we were spending about two months in Qinghai province, which used to be part of Tibet. Our destinations was a specific town to teach English, but we'd been stopping often in towns and small cities along the way. One…

I believe I told this one last year, but it remains one of the most horrible moments of my life so here it is again for the new readers:

Friedrich: Yao Ming