I mean, history nerd me thinks even evil shit like this can be pretty cool. You can appreciate the history without being a Neo-Nazi and all that. Hitler can be an epic douche canoe and you can appreciate the historical value of said items.

"the pussy must try someone else" really ought to be the tagline for some movie.

That JLaw gif is mesmerizing.

SO WHAT IF IM ON TWITTER?

Which color means "Don't talk to me"?

I really want to know what message Bradley Cooper is trying to send us all with this shit. He knows people are going to take photos of him so he goes into a public park with a girl who looks like she's barely 12 and starts reading Lolita in full view of photographers. That is some sick and twisted shit Coop.

The whole thing just looked stupid, Miley's singing was awful, and her tongue just looks incredibly unappealing. I'm sorry. There is something weird about her tongue.

When my grandmother cut off my thigh-length hair when I was 12, she insisted on saving it for me by dipping the cut ends into pots of hot glue. At the time, when she said, "You may want it when you're older and want to do fancy thing with your hair," I thought she was talking about up-dos. Now, I wonder if she was…

Omfg ANOTHER Batman?

This becomes even more obvious if you live in expensive cities, which is typically where the most worthwhile internships are. At the very least, companies should pay living stipends and transportation costs if you're FT. If you're not going to pay me, at least pay my bills! But that's the bare minimum I'm willing…

I think there is a definite shift in internships and it's becoming more common for companies to use internships as entry level positions. When I started college, internships were usually positions for students, and usually they could either put that experience on a resume and find an entry level job when the graduated…

So, am I a prude if I think that YES - women can and should enjoy sex and should not be shamed for it, but NO - it is not and should not be publicly acceptable to offer to perform sexual acts in a crowd of people.

So does Betty White.

Gotta be Demi Moore, right?

Betty White.

Or Val Kilmer.

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

The moment I heard Blurred Lines, the first thing that popped into my head was "lawsuit." Because it's so obvious that Thicke and Co. ripped off the hook from Got to Give It Up. They will settle out of court, but I am still 100% TEAM GAYE and you can take that anyway you want to.

Fredo Kardashian caused me to do a spit take, much to the dismay of my cat who was lying on me at the time.