Is Piper really supposed to be the relatable one? Boy, have I been watching it wrong.

This is why I can't cook meth. It looks like too much equipment and I hate making any recipe that call for more than 3 steps. Is there a crock pot version?

Lawson got it completely wrong. The ending MTV chose was great, and fitting, precisely bc it showed how unseriously The Hills took itself. By giving viewers a proverbial middle finger (though I saw it as a more of a hair rustling 'gotcha!' than a tall finger) it said, "Yeah, yeah, we know but y'all watched for 1,000…

Ohhhhh Flynn. NO. NO STOP MAKING ME FEEL THINGS FOR YOU, YOU'RE SO YOUNG!

All the bans are making smoking cooler.

Theory: since movie premieres come with parties and open bars, maybe she's just trying to stay away from that?

Natasha Leggero is a GD national treasure.

Frances Bean is a vision.

I'm also burned up about how hard it is to find an entry level PAID job. Internships are plentiful. I've just turned 25 years old and I am trying to switch careers. OMFG. Is this even possible? I graduated with an excellent college degree with a high GPA, spent two years working full time at a highly competitive…

Sallie Mae, you stupid bitch!

I hate that I know this but it isn't one person. All of them do these voice overs into some kind of voice changing software and it comes out sounding like that.

Whatevs, y'all. I lurve my mom and I have a super boring job.

Vagina sparks, sounds awesome.

They all look great, but I am now dreading the return of this shit show. It's Sorkin at his absolute worst. Sanctimonious and smug, with poorly written female characters and "white knight" male characters everyone kisses the ass of—the scene where Jim lectures Maggie about always making sure to have her Xanax with her…

NO MORE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!!