Just like a woman. Dazzled by trinkets.

I am very willing to, and have, thoroughly considered all of your points. I have clicked your links, read through your sources, and commented on them in hopes of fostering a logical and rational debate on the topic at hand.

One of those apples seems edible, though one seems like it might be an orange and the other one is... what is that? Is that a mango? I am not really up on my fruit-based metaphors, and I wouldn't want to proscribe their usage anyway (lawl).