If this all sounds too amazing, if pricey, to be true, then know Blade is aware of the potential problems

Stop. Re-read. Think.

The ones that always get me are the errors that would be caught by pretty much any modern word-processing application. Even if you are typing into a cloud-based CMS, there are browser extensions...

I thought this was going to be somehow interesting, but instead, it just turned out to be a really fucking boring story. :(

One piece of routine procedure no one seems to have mentioned:

Never the bureau unless you are staying for like... months.

no one seems to be bringing up the ABV/$ issue. I need something at least in the 8%+ range to even bother.

sommelier

What a well written and reasoned article. A joy to read. Kudos.

I cannot believe you guys get paid to do this.

Until you see how many children emerge from the ball pit having soiled themselves in one way or another. How often do you think they clean those balls?

What do you expect from a place that marks up “Italian” food items you can acquire at normals grocery stores by 50-300%.

I stopped drinking after my brother was put into a coma for 3 months by a drunk driver that destroyed his life. Not that I ever had any problems with drinking. It just didn’t feel right to me anymore.

John Wayne Gacy often dressed up as a clown and made appearances at children’s birthday parties and charity events.

...to violations of FCC rules about business relationships in relation to journalist articles (like Jason Schrier and him shilling his book inappropriately in many articles he has written).

lawl.

You are kind of missing the whole concept of comedy. It essentially is the enjoyment found in the suffering of others.

Hubris.

I tried to watch The Force Awakens, then realized 4-5 minutes in that I have never actually liked Star Wars and had zero interest in who these characters were or how they fit into the larger canon.