If you are just resolute about communicating the decision you made, people will very rapidly learn to stop asking you about your “romantic life.”

Isn’t all this kind of understood to be granted whenever you mention any comment section, ever. At least every comment section I have ever seen.

Whoahwoahwoah! Queer?!?

Damn. I had a good town going too, ‘til that mixtape drop.

It doesn’t amount to squat except success on every metric Silicon valley Start-ups seems to care about: Lots of press, big initial investments that can be converted to equity that can be dumped for insanely inflated values onto subsequent investors, and a nice payday for execs that flee into the night.

That was mentioned in the article, Re: Silicon Valley Start-up.

Uber’s business model is dependent on actively ignoring standards of ethical behavior.

It’s reassuring to know that is the reason and it is not because you are trying to be a professional writer and it makes you look like you haven’t had much practice beyond freshman or sophomore high school English.

Uber claims rules don’t apply to them and water is still very wet indeed.

Operatus modo??

I have one of these and I think I see it tipping over on top of me next time I walk past.

I was not really expecting to be able to use this same comment on two “network-formerly-known-as-Gakwer,” bloggers in one day but:

I’ve seen and owned a lot of cats in my day, but for the life of me I cannot determine how (if you want me to believe all that hair is physically attached to that cat) that would even work.

Honestly, Jezebel and the associated sub-blogs seems to have picked up the standard for Gawkerness. I think theslot has really taken “Gawker,” as a term for defining the antithesis of journalism, to a new level.

It’s impressive to see Worx is still using that stock photo.

It’s impressive to see Worx is still using that stock photo.

If you weren’t already considering that, then perhaps consider unenrolling from your FSA/HSA.

If you weren’t already considering that, then perhaps consider unenrolling from your FSA/HSA.

If anyone had any doubt that you were smart or at all qualified to be an internet reporter, you just blew them out of the water.

There is no prediction algorithm for future behavior.

Everyone, stop researching! Kristen V. Brown of the network-formerly-known-as-Gawker has given the definitive judgment on this area of research. Stop wasting your time!

Don’t like, bother to do any research on this beyond shooting Nintendo a quick email. Nobody cares why this might be occurring. What they really want is an update on the stock levels of all the major retailers from which they have already attempted to purchase the product.