Bill Maher is a less successful Piers Morgan.

This is kind of a dipshit opinion that you don’t actually need to share with anyone else. You could have done something more productive with your time, like walk into the ocean until you got tired

Yeah, so fuck you, too. Nobody cares about your hate-boner, bruh.

You know, I’m perfectly happy with some of my more distant guests skipping out on my impending nuptials, because feeding those fuckers ain’t cheap, either.

Why do people love to complain about this so much? If you have to travel to go to a wedding, and you don’t want to spend the $, then don’t go. If it’s a close friend and I love the person, then I wouldn’t see it as some kind of burden but as a small sacrifice I have to make to be there for my dear friend. Unless…

I did not intend to have a “domestic destination” wedding, but it’s not my fault that all of my family members decided to live all over the country/globe. And it drives me crazy when people act all put out because they were invited to a wedding. Trust me when I say that many times, an invitation is just a courtesy…

Also, who is going to stop and perform CPR on a bleeding person when THEY ARE ALSO RUNNING FROM A GUNMAN?

That screenshot is EVERYTHING.

Will love to see a story on Naomi Wadler. A wonderful girl that gave an amazing speech.

Good to know? I’m lucky enough to have grandparents picking up the slack in teams until 3 months when she’ll start. But there’s a whole lot of women in this country that don’t have that. Which is why non-certified daycares exist.

I am trying not to be super salty about this because any improvement would be good but for fuck’s sake. It is REALLY HARD for me to be rooting for better paternity policies for men (especially in other countries) when the maternity policies here in the US are still a goddamn crapshoot. I know it’s not the point of the…

It’s like society wants you to have children and then it punishes you for having children and at the same time hates you if you don’t want to have children.

... yes?

Brag post! I nabbed an insane amount of LEGO for my daughter off fb marketplace for $10. Then I organized them because the giant box of mixed pieces gave me anxiety. I know their organized glory won’t last long so behold and bask it it!

They may as well have appointed the dentist who killed Cecil.

Um, if someone told me to put my dog in the bin, I’d be like, “Yo there is a dog in there.” And if they continued to insist, I would ask to speak to the head attendant, and then the pilot. And if they still insisted, I’d get my ass off that plane. NOTHING would cause me to put my dog in the overhead bin. I would risk…

FYI, the choice of Viola Desmond may have been due, in part, to calls for better representation... but it’s certainly not about our country apologizing for its racism. The criteria was to get a great Canadian woman on the bill... there is no effort on the politicians’/bureaucrats’ end to specifically apologize for any…

This article is...kind of annoying. She’s not “Canadian Rosa Parks”...wtf kind of weird thing is that to say. Not only is she her own person, but is that “Canadian” qualifier supposed to somehow assert America’s awesomeness or something? These are people, not bacon.