I am, but i’m PST so it’s not on yet.

The first time I had such a fast labour (3 hours) that I didn’t use anything I brought. With my section I was really glad to have my super cozy slippers and button up fleece jammies. I was so busy feeding the baby, I didn’t need anything else.

Good luck! I decided no alcohol until Valentine’s Day, at which point we will take our booze money and buy some ridiculous bottle of wine. I don’t drink a lot (maybe 4 drinks a week), but it always feels better to get off of the stuff. Drink less, drink better is my new motto.

I take an SSRI for anxiety. Took me 34 years to work up the nerve. Best decision I ever made. I’m kind of mad I didn’t take them sooner. The only downside is I gain weight more easily. I eat low carb/sugar and that solves it. Bonus - I just feel healthier in general.

Usually I curl up somewhere with tea, a blanket, and a good book. Send the kids outside. Heaven.

We’ve bought two houses and fair bit of crap now, but for some reason buying our new bed last year seemed really grown up. Like only real adults splash out on a bed, right? We bought really fancy pillows because we get neck problems. Also points to being old. Ha.

Yeah, like my dance classes are also great exercise, but they aren’t boring as fuck and I don’t have to hang around outside in -20 to do them.

If it was level I could use the snowblower. Oh, that would be magical. Sometimes my neighbour does it, but I think he’s away right now. He tends to take pity when he sees my husband is out of town.

Yeah, I don’t think they plan on coming to pick up the sidewalk snow. I’m just in a little out of the way neighbourhood.…

It’s wide but not long. The part that makes it suck is the big slope. I hate the slope.

omg it’s still snowing and I already shovelled twice and now there will be a third time. We have a snowblower, but I’m not strong enough to move it around on the sloped driveway. Maybe if I shovel a few more times I’ll get instant MO arms. Aaaaaaand you just reminded me that my heart attack dad is probably out…

The bright side to this injury is you have a good excuse not to shovel the driveway. omg I just finished mine and now I can’t do anything else due to fatigue. Will maybe watch these movies.

You do have to declare it. I know this because one time my sister accidentally said yes when the online check in asked her if she had any firearms to declare. Check in became a bit of a thing at that point.

WHAT

I’m pretty sure we are distant relatives because I look a lot like the queen and this is like a glimpse into my future. Minus the almost getting shot by palace guards. Rather it will be a near-moose trampling. And this will be the exact look on my wrinkled old face.

I did it when I was breastfeeding. Laziness and the like. And not going to lie - sometimes I bring the kids in there when my husband is out of town. But otherwise it’s a nope for me.

I’m glad I never said anything like this to my kid because she learned about sex this year and she’d totally connect those dots and realize I told her when we were doing that gross thing that she thinks is completely insane. Currently I’m sure she only thinks we’ve done it four times. I’m okay with her assuming that…

If you rarely shave, it makes little difference what you buy. That’s my pro-tip. Source: my hairy legs.

That tattoo eyeliner is the only liquid liner I trust myself to wield. Idiot proof.

Oh, I’m so there. This NYE my dad has decided to bring his latest girlfriend to our family gathering while he’s still kind of hanging out with another ex and I guess we all just have to pretend he’s not doing that and then I get to answer all the kids’ questions about grandpa’s friends.

Lol. I’ve even had fried okra. Once. Yuck. But you can’t get it up here so it’s not a thing I’d think about as an option.