And also enjoy the Merry Christmoose. He’s my favourite.

We aren’t chopping our tree until tomorrow, but please enjoy my nutcrackers.

There have been so many shitty viruses going around this year. Everybody is sick. Hope you feel better soon!

About to host some small children for a “pancakes and pjs” Christmas party. There will be rum in my egg nog.

Ooooo, we take the same chill pills!

Omg let it go to voicemail wtf.

Ha! This guy was on Untold Stories of the ER or whatever that’s called. It was awesome. Reenactment shows are apparently the step before lifetime biopics.

So they love you until they get to know you?

He’s honestly a really lovely and talented guy who works hard and deserves success. So hopefully there are stories of lifetime actors turned superstars out there.

He should be so lucky.

Omg I’m watching this. Why? Totally outing myself, but who cares? My cousin’s boyfriend is IN IT. He is in this lifetime biopic. I always wondered who was in these things. Now I know. People’s cousin’s boyfriends.

Yes, it’s going to be in the -20s C here next week. Very cold. But it’s been unseasonably warm the entire rest of the year and in the past we had -30s by now, so...

Omg flashbacks

I smelled electricity when my doorbell speaker decided to self destruct and tried to burn down my house.

No.

I guess we all live different lives. I like having access for my dogs while I’m cooking because I throw a ball for the puppy and there’s lots of room for her to run and fetch. I couldn’t get more than six around the table at my first house and even that was squishy. When there’s already four in the family, that…

My kids’ rooms are kind of small, but mine is bigger. Not huge, but a king goes in there. See I always thought the broken up rooms of my previous homes was inefficient. In our last house there was a living room that we used one time. We just had no reason to go in there. And none of the rooms were big enough for…

It was not a lengthy relationship. I was not old so I kept him around for a few weeks because he had a car and that was convenient. But then we were all sitting around at a bar watching American election results roll in (2000) and he got all excited about Bush winning states (he was from Iowa so he voted) and everyone…

I kind of want to cook you dinner now.

Omg like that guy I dated who actually got up and left the nice steak place to go buy a bottle of ranch because they didn’t have any.