My daughters woke up yesterday not knowing the outcome. They were so sure the mean orange dude on the tv couldn’t win. Before they came out for breakfast they changed into their president/prime minister costumes to celebrate. The ensuing conversation was so hard. :( There are reasons why he was elected, but none of…

I’m kind of puke-y today but the worst thing is that I know I’m going to get a raging ovarian cyst from the stress right around Christmas. Trying to stay calm to stave it off. What a dumb bodily response.

Not neeeeeearly this apocalyptic.

GOOD THING THAT’S YOUR JOB NOW, YOU IGNORANT FUCK.

Except not everybody survived. And what was the cost? Where might the world be if all those shitty things hadn’t happened? If America simply existing is the goal, I guess it’s hard to lose. I’d think most people would want to aim a little higher.

Yup. 8 years ago I was pregnant with my first kid and so hopeful - I was welcoming a baby into a world with a black American president! And now I have to wake up tomorrow and tell that baby that the mean orange bully from the TV was elected. Wtf America. This is brutal. So much for progress.

I’m so sad. Just sad. No amount of weed can remedy this feeling. :(

I just feel sick. It’s actually happening.

No.

This is fucking atrocious.

It definitely does. I got one when I was trying to conceive my second kid. Broke the pee rule because I thought somehow all the sperms would fall out. Lol. Turns out they don’t and it is extra hard to get pregnant when you aren’t having sex due to a UTI.

Seriously. Get yourself some danged antibiotics.

I’m not sure she’s capable of grasping any facts of any kind. She wasn’t clever in high school and it would appear that her brain cells have only decreased in number.

This is very obvious to me. How else do they always get the house they want?

My Trumpkin “friend” has my Facebook feed plastered with Hero Trump and Pray for Trump craziness. She must just sit there hours liking a blog posts. I tried telling a commenter that there was no gun. Apparently that’s just what the media WANTS us to think.

Yeah, we need another Christmas in February. Post-Christmas winter is the worst.

The hambone is kind of essential anyways. And I think 60 cents only enhances the flavour.

Getting harder and harder to find that dang pineapple.

It shouldn’t make a huge difference. I use all sorts of different booze in mine. Kind of curious about your recipe now. :P Yeah, the steamer has been in my family for at least five generations. It’s pretty nifty. I use a recipe handwritten by my great-grandfather.

Oh god, I love Brussels sprouts.