This is a better story than “He was a shy and awkward teenager and we started dating when he was still in high school.” So I might steal it.

NO

Why did you have to make that Cera/Lady Edith thing happen in my head? Downton Abbey reruns are never going to be the same. :(

Yes, this is a thing for us too. My husband did not date anyone before me, but he is friends with the people I dated because we were all friends. And I know for a fact he had thing for my bestie in high school. They never would have worked though. He’s too delicate in the feelings. Ha.

My husband has no exes. This would great except most people find this out and then tell me that my 15 year relationship is doomed to fail.

Tl;dr stop bugging my husband about his tiny hands because his feelings are hurt.

Oh, I totally see where you are coming from. My glasses are always expensive even from the cheap online place, so fashion glasses are not a thing in my world.

I do. I like them in the winter. Cuts my heating costs.

I think she has multiples for fashion purposes.

I’m currently pondering flying my mum out across the country so that she can join my sister and I at the theatre.

Omg, you were deprived until college. My kids could yes, yes, yes, no, no, no with opposing head movements before they were two.

Same, but now I have the worst cold ever and I’m reconsidering.

You had me at “clean like a mofo”.

I have only had collards at a variety of restaurants in Charleston. It is entirely possible I haven’t had the right ones.

I enjoyed your story.

It’s very obscure where I live, but still - it’s a frozen food. So the whole thing should be understandable even if you don’t have collards about.

No, bacon salad is a pile of bacon with dressing. Or it should be. Drool.

Man, some people must really hate cooking.

French is a major bonus. I need a tutor for my kids.

I’m sorry. I understand the fear. My older one is non-verbal in classrooms (and many other places). I have had to be really proactive and now I homeschool. The good news is that there are really, really kind kids out there in the world. I found my niche in the band room and made lifelong friends (including my bestie…