Yeah, I don’t think there is much you can do about true tone deafness. But I'm glad you still sing. :)

Looks delightful, but I can’t make final judgment until the eggs are broken open. Those yolks better be oozy!

Omg what a douchebag.

I styled this myself:

You actually think that what he said wasn’t totally insulting? He said she’s not ready to be a film actor. Imagine someone telling you that you aren’t ready to do the job you’ve been doing for decades. Just think on that. He didn’t present it as a personality clash.

Dad was there and remembered to pack snacks so the Internet is probably ready to crown him Father of the Year.

Hmmm. Going to bathe myself in bug spray in Cuba.

And I wouldn't even give a shit if I found out because I'd drown myself in lady cocktails and cigarettes.

Yeah, but it would be like one judgey dickhole and then you move on. I recall it being considerably more difficult to track people down and verbally abuse them in the olden days.

Yup. Can’t leash the runners. Get shit on when the runner runs. You can do no right.

I hate keyboard warriors. Want to go back in time and parent in the pre-Internet age. Must have been glorious.

My husband was cleaning out his closet on the weekend and he found this old pair of suspenders. Bright blue straps and in bright yellow letters it says “British Columbia” on one strap and “loggers” on the other. Pretty sexy stuff.

No, but I will now!

I also hate cold weather. I have a huuuuuge parka and just sort of stay inside. But I did grow up in a tiny snow-free pocket on Vancouver Island that didn't get too cold! Maybe that's the place for you. In any case, climate change has really been making the chilly north more comfortable. And all we had to pay was the…

I do have to teach my children. But I'm usually on my feet for that. Before I had kids I worked an office job. I remember getting excited when something had to be delivered to another floor. Time for a walk! Ha.

Happy Belated Birthday!!!

I discovered that I walk a lot in my normal day. Like I’ve just had to add a ten minute walk to get to 10,000. When I do a longer walk I get so many steps in. Yesterday was 16k. And 50 floors climbed. Benefits of not working I guess.

Omg I had a preview when my body went into faux menopause on domperidone. I wanted to die. You have all my sympathy.

Ah, I was you. My husband and I got together when we were 18 and 19. When I was 23 we’d been together four years and I was doing that same questioning. So I took off for a while. We didn’t break up. I just went backpacking alone for a few months so that I could figure shit out. Figured I’d meet a lot of people, see if…

Oh god, they start with the humping right away. My dad’s girlfriend has my dog’s brother and the number of times I’ve pulled him off of her while telling him to “get off your dang sister”...I can’t even count. Fucking Brutus. Got a little better after he was neutered.