We all have our priorities. I'm fantasizing about having $25k to blow on clothes.

Now the question is, were they fapping to the nudes themselves or to the libertarian free for all?

I had to deal with some of these fuckers when they came to my campus on Wednesday, showing off pictures of dead fetuses. They screamed at me, and came uncomfortably close. They also told me my parent's interracial and interfaith marriage was going to go to hell. And that I dishonored them for being gay. So I made a…

Safe, sane, consensual. SAFE SANE CONSENSUAL. BDSM 101: SAFE, SANE, MOTHERFUCKING CONSENSUAL.

Zero fucks given about anyone one of his dependents (in the nation). He was a king after all. He did kingly shit and woe be unto you if you got in his way, woman or not.

Have you seen.....this?

Did you just call Chris Evans...BLAND?

When I saw "Riff Raff", my brain first went to:

Well, this was uh.

I'm not a historian, but I'm pretty sure, as bad as things are now, they are actually better than "the good ol' days."

You've clearly never read James Joyce.

I can assure you the bride...

Oh look girls, we just got personal hygiene and proper underwear procedure mansplained to us. *eyeroll*

I'm sure gang members everywhere are upset at this negative and demeaning portrayal of their stereotype.

I never really believed in the concept of the one. It was more of an "out of all the people in the world, there have to be quite a few who would be great for me" feeling. And then it kind of morphed into the belief that I could find someone who satisfied at least most of my relationship needs/wishes (feminist, not a…

"This time, I spray-painted it orange and called it 'Boehner in a box.'"

The Telltale Weave.

Not juicy in a scandalous way, but definitely was the result of heavy snooping...

Another time in High School there was a girl who was friends with friends of mine, and she was an evil bitch. She was always saying horrible things to or about girls she thought were beneath her. One time she jumped all over a girl I played sports with for looking gay. I found out about it later that day from her in…