An angry pink dick that spews white-hot liquid death all over the place?

Australian, had to star you because if I can’t laugh about that I would cry. Thanks China for devalueing your economy and fucking us over.

Yeah, but that’s billions in Australian Dollars, so it’s like $23.52

Meanwhile, in real Australian news, our absolute prick of a Prime Minister put his foot down last night, effectively banning members of his party from voting on their conscience regarding Gay Marriage. Instead they have to vote ‘along party lines’, which is anti-Gay Marriage. Australia is the last English speaking…

Look, we have enough in Australia to kill you, but come on now: there are no Box Jellyfish at Manly Beach. Box Jellyfish are found in tropical waters, i.e., nowhere near Sydney.

CAST IT INTO THE FIRE

Two hobbits were seen leaving the scene of the crime, headed to the closest volcano.

What impressed me most was his poker face while Key was jumping around like a maniac. I would have been laughing my ass off!

He is a president I feel like I could go drinking with.

No, that’s a smile...something you’re probably not used to seeing on a woman.

I wish he could take over The Daily Show when Jon leaves. He was so great hosting the Colbert Report. I think he missed his calling as a comedian.

My ring is made out of organically-grown, free-range lentils and the artisans who made it actually paid me to take it off their hands.

uuughhhh straya

The venue is exclusively 21+. Sorry to burst your bullshit bubble.

I mean GOOD FOR HER.

I was so tempted to respond with "do u want some peanut butter with that jelly?"

Reading that made me feel roughly 9,756 years old.

I'm looking forward to my next interaction with the office dick because he finally, FINALLY! fucked up royally, costing the company shit fucking tons of money and effort, and I got to save the day, and it's WAY out in the open that this was the case.

That sounds almost like an Archer joke. "Yes, I was cheating with your sister - your twin sister, which means I obviously still find you very attractive."