This is always the most appropriate reaction to the Daily Telegraph.

Yes what is even more awesome of the Australian media is to publish stories about how police have asked media outlets not to publish the hostage taker's demands. Then they publish the hostage taker's demands.

Ah - thanks for the clarification. Thanks for the info & y'all stay safe there! :-)

Question : is it true that the U.S. Embassy is next door or in close proximity to the cafe?

Since the distance is so great, they usually talk on the phone via the Facebook app. Then again, if she gets desperate enough, I think she'd pay to try his office.

Oh man. At my old job I used to get a Lindt hot choc from there every morning. My friends are in lockdown too. I hope your Mum is okay.

I hope everyone is alright! My sister's boyfriend works in that area and she's been trying to reach him all day, but she's calling from the US and we have absolutely zero idea what's happening.

I'm in Sydney too! Inner west so a bit away from the events. I just talked to my housemate though and apparently one of his friends is in the same building in an office above the coffee shop! I've had quite a few friends report being evacuated from the area as well. Scary :/

Of course it was the Herald Sun. Eye roll.

Oh man, what did Sharri Markson do?

No, I was not. Appropriate would've been wearing some goddamn galoshes and unfortunately I am between pairs of rain boots.

It shows a fundamental misunderstanding of what it is. My wife is a squirter. She just is. There is nothing of impairment to it. The only issue is that we go through a lot of laundry...

And how is facesitting more dangerous than facefucking? Oh, I can ram a penis down bitches throats until they choke, but no facesitting!

Seriously and how is skull fucking or giving facials not there if face sitting and female ejaculation is.

You know, I know very well that there are loads of idiots that use evo psych to justify misogynist ends. But data is just data. When I was studying it, at a small liberal arts college where we only read primary sources, my conference and the male professor were just as likely to come up with feminist interpretations…

They can't keep him away from DAT ASS

Those fucking 100-mile idiots...I hate those fucking people. That is not how crops work. Some things should not be grown in some places. Fuuuuuuuuuuck yoooooouuuuuuu.

sorry, but I like the sign. When I worked fast food, an obvious hipster strolled into the store and actually asked me if I knew which items were gluten free. Kind of like walking drug den and asking the cook to make you some aspirin, but whatever. I told him no and he immediately seemed irritated and indignant, and he…

"Some places aren't for you, so don't eat there."

Maybe some people "date down" because they didn't realize they were dating down until they were neck deep in the relationship.