I know! What could possibly go wrong?!?!?

I feel like it's just a tad irresponsible to ignore the horrendous mother and child mortality rates throughout human history....

I feel slightly less bad about stereotyping the fuck away the MINUTE I began reading the article....

To the judge:

I am so glad I read this BEFORE I had to go into class.

Awwwww! That is so cute!

Did you tell him to go fuck himself? What an utter twerp.

I used to find him quite attractive, but there is just something about this photo that makes me go:

Euughhhhhhhhhh. I am SO SICK of apathetic university administrations.
And the parking garage? Where the girls line up and get picked out to go in cars? Eugh, noooooooooo :(. I think it is the responsibility of the administration to make every student, particularly new ones, aware of this 'frat', their activities and…

Funnily enough, a vegan diet and cleaning poop up off the ground aren't my idea of fun. NOPE.

YOU WIN EVERYTHING.

(from a fellow Australian.)

'DIE PARASITE DIE' has made my day.

*snort* sorry.

I read 'defiled' and almost lost it laughing in the middle of the university library. It's 8:45am and there are a lot of serious and quiet people around...

*breathes deeply and clears throat*

SIMULATING NON-CONSENSUAL SEX ACTS ON RANDOM WOMEN IN THE STREET DOES NOT COUNT AS 'FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION', IT COUNTS AS BEING AN ABSOLUTE CUNT.

I also agree! You really need that shirt!

Swearing, when incorporated into otherwise eloquently spoken English, is a beautiful beautiful thing. I consider swearing to be one of life's great pleasures.

It is fucking glorious.

The incidences of these illnesses are low BECAUSE OF VACCINATION. Jeez.

I like the way you think!

I would watch the shit out of that show!

Indeed! Brilliant username by the way! :P