'Exchanging' kids also served a wider purpose for aristocratic families. It enabled them to build up stronger networks with other families, which in turn exposed the child to a wider social circle, a circle sometimes of a higher status.

I feel SO SAD for them.

I sincerely hope that your father eviscerated him.

The most contradictory part was 'You Need To Be His Moral Compass' and then 'You're Not His Mother'!

Moral compass? Fuck that noise, I have other shit to do. If he doesn't have a good sense of that by the age I will be dating him, he needs to grow up.

Living in Sydney, I have heard this sparingly.....I hope to escape soon.

Great one! Also, 'it's harder to change a shitty personality!'

OMG, it's 4:11am and I am pretty sure I might wake my parents up laughing. That gif is fucking brilliant.

Don't climb on statues! NONONONONO.

Brilliant! And as a very very pale girl, at the first sight of those I hightail in the other fucking direction.

'That'd be a crying shame.'

Love it!

I hope the apocalypse waits until I finish grad school, I would so volunteer for historian!

Superbig-encrusted genitals....Dear God.

They should at least buy you dinner first as well!

^ From Hotel Transylvania.

I knew I liked Shailene Woodley! What a goodun.

As a Sydneysider, most people I know don't listen to them or find them repulsive. Apparently their main demographic of listeners are teenagers, which explains a lot (20-something here) and I find it simultaneously horrifying and not surprising. Apparently their contract was not renewed last year, but then they are…

Kyle Sandilands regularly displays his talent for acting, or should I say, being a complete and utter cunt.

As an Australian, this does not shock me. This is the same guy who questioned a 14 year old rape victim on national radio.

1. Colour me not surprised. Also, what a terrible reaction on behalf of that woman's mother! Believing a church over your child and accusing them of lying? *glares*

2. Secondly, this gif has never been more relevant.

The most shocking part of this article to me is that Dancing with the Stars is still a thing...Whoops :\.

Good riddance, darling.

You'd think it would have been glaringly obvious to them that this bill would be used for religious intolerance instead of 'religious freedom', but alas, apparently that level of transparent stupidity has transcended into public office. How the fuck else did they think it was going to fucking end?

Great that you've…