You should go watch Any Poehler & Nick Offerman’s show Making It. It’s pure delight, and it’ll take away that bad Chris Pratt residue.

AOC has done a FUCKING FABULOUS job of reclaiming some of Jesus’s teachings for the left and turning the right’s “this is what jesus would have wanted” bullshit back on them. I’m pretty sure Jesus wouldnt have wanted people to die of completely treatable ailments in the “greatest” country in the world. Nor would he…

Bravo! It seems that most evangelicals these days have migrated to “Prosperity Gospel”, which seems really contrary to that whole Jesus flipping table and kicking out money lenders and shit. These people don’t care about the teachings of Christ, they care about themselves, power, and money and using gullible people to…

You clearly possess empathy, and very likely a measure of humility.

To quote Luke Skywalker: “Amazing. Every word you just said is wrong.” Atheism is literally the opposite of religion. Maybe you meant to look it up in the dictionary and instead looked up an antonym in a thesaurus. Easy mistake to make, I know.

That last part is especially true. Religious people often think it’s weird that we atheists can understand right and wrong without the directions put forth in the Bible. I find it terrifying that there are people out there who need the Bible in this manner—as though a magic book from 2,000 years ago is all that stands…

Hold onto the fact that Nick Offerman is a stonecold fucking badass and pretty neat dude in real life and let that make up for this supreme let down. That’s what I do.

I didn’t enjoy his role in Guardians or Jurassic Park. He just seemed like a dudebro who got ripped.

There’s a lot to unpack in your comment but on exposing your kids to the Gospels at an age-appropriate time, I’ve always remembered the words of an annoyed professor when I took a class in Elizabethan poetry and prose, when none of the students knew which myth Spenser or Donne or some such was referencing in one of…

I’m...a little worried about Chris Pratt. Maybe it’s my own failing when it comes to being highly suspicious of organized religion and evangelical Christianity, but I really hope he’s okay and this is just born again ferver that will eventually chill out. It’s not that he’s open about it that bothers me, it’s the fact…

The wildest thing about all of this is that Pratt is getting a hard-on over the Daniel diet but seems to have missed one of the clearer messages in the New Testament (Luke 16:18): ‘anyone who divorces his wife and married another woman commits adultery.’

His “church” supports gay conversion “therapy.” They can ALL go choke on a bag of assorted donkey dicks. 

Setting religion aside completely for a moment can I take a moment to say I find the recent trend of fasting diets to be the absolute height of privilege? I don’t want to sound like a mother from the 1970s when you won’t eat your broccoli, but there really are starving people in Yemen and North Korea and much of the…

Funny he doesn’t mention whipping out his dick on-set while doing “Parks and Recreation” any longer.

have you SEEN Jesus’ abs?

I think Anna Faris is thanking her lucky stars she escaped this shitshow. 

RIP Burt Macklin.

Chris Pratt, his animal abandonment, homophobia church, and his bullshit nice-guy persona that, mark my words, is hiding a monster, can all go choke to death on a bag of assorted donkey dicks.

I really didn’t like him before. I didn’t enjoy his role in Guardians or Jurassic Park. He just seemed like a dudebro who got ripped.