I’m into the silly drama of Vanderpump and I am a LL fan from way back, but I’m not sure about this. It seems like it's going to be boring, for some reason.

I am always rooting for a woman who has had to endure addiction and public ridicule since she was a teenager. Everyone loves to criticize the person she’s become, when society as a whole is the reason she ended up this way. How is anyone supposed to turn out normal when things like paparazzi shoving cameras up your…

Has Lohan formally become a citizen of Dubai, or has she retained American citizenship, or dual citizenship or what?  Because if she’s still an American citizen, that would obviously impact how she’s treated in Dubai, and would make her comments about the freedoms of women there to be really blinkered.  

I felt really badly watching her spiral, because she was pretty much the only person in her social circle who got there with their own talent instead of family money. I think her horrible grifter parents broke her and her celebutante buddies finished the job.

His fingers are not even “right by” her breast. They’re on her breast. His hand is on side-boob soft tissue.

“I hug all the female artists and the male artists,”

Same. I was immediately like “why is he grabbing her like that?!!!!”, and so tightly.

I was once thanking a Pastor for conducting a funeral service at my funeral home and as I shook his hand, he pulled my arm and gave me a fucking gross, wet kiss on my cheek very near my lips. I couldn’t tell him off because we were standing next to the family of the deceased but holy fuck did I feel tricked. Men of ‘hi…

Topics Suzanne Somers could have stuck to instead:
- what Don Knotts smelled like (definitely weird)
- couch pratfalls
- Cindy Snow
- thighs
- thighmasters

Look him up, he is utter garbage. 

Shmuley Boteach is an incredibly odious dude.

That rabbi can fuck right off along with her, maybe they’ll get a 2 for 1 deal. 

That rabbi is a disgrace and he’s all about self-promotion. When Michael Jackson was being hit with pedophilia and child sexual abuse allegations, Boteach and Jackson co-founded a charity called Heal the Kids, and they then wrote a book about discovering your inner child. When he was president of a Jewish society at O…

“We apologize for the statement we made,” it reads, as translated. “It turned out to be too insulting.”

My thoughts, too. If that picture was taken during their outing, then he looks about as threatening and “suspicious” as Richard Splett.

I always said I was really just one bad life event away from being the Edies. I enjoy them in a cautionary tale sort of way.

Well, I can articulate why it appeals to me: it shows this tragic story of an inordinately wealthy, privileged family that not only fell out of riches and relevance, somehow they became deranged squatters/hoarders living in derelict conditions. Their house had no heat, electricity, or running water. They were eating…

I have a relative who has lived in the H street area since leaving grad school in the 90s. He bought two places back then and has seen the values shoot up with the ongoing gentrification.

Woah, Peter Beard is dreamy. And Jackie’s sister Lee is a knockout.

Racist or not (Which for the record, I fully believe this was), these employees have zero authority to search a customer like that. Loss Prevention 101 in retail: Do not try and take things into your own hands, call security or police. If they’re not fired for being racist shitheels, they should at the very least be…