And SO MANY STRAWS. I might throw some directly into the ocean too.

Me too. The interviewer has nerves of steel bc I would have lost it.

I think he's probably just high and trying really hard to sound profound.

“We consume 500 million straws each day. The equivalent of 127 school buses filled with straws. It’s disgusting, ” Adrian Grenier declares the minute I sit down, brandishing a plastic straw that the waiter had forgotten to remove. “There should be children in those school buses, going to school, to learn, not straws,”…

I’m pretty sure, yeah.

This happened to my sister and I last weekend at a carnival. We were clearly in line and the dude should’ve asked, but instead stepped right in front of us despite me saying, “excuse me, we’re in line!” That fucking sucked.

I remember a fishing trip I didn’t get to go on because I was a girl. I was about 5 and my uncles, grandpa, brother and dad were going but I wasn’t allowed.

How many testaments does she have room for? Because I have many.

It really sounds like something a kid would make up. “And then the clown chased me...with a machete!”

That's my dad too. It's fun living with him.

He sent it to a TRUMP SUPPORTER. That's several bridges too far, IMO.

I just think it's so sad that Hollywood continues to make flops when it could make movies based on my stories which are Guaranteed Blockbusters (tm).

She takes the entire month of August.

He can call me too. I don't mind sharing.

The south part of Detroit is called Detroit. South of that, across the Detroit River, is Windsor, Canada.

South Detroit is also known as Windsor.

The pink and green kitchen is like someone read my dreams. BEFORE I WAS ALIVE.

A turby twist!

A person who dislikes those things is most certainly evil, so good call.

Always the first thing I think of.