Ooh, I want one! My body is all sore.

It is dumb. “Oooh, Justin is gay for making mouth utterances while two really strong dudes were pressing his pressure points!” That shit HURTS.

OMG I’ve been thinking about that since it was posted a few days ago. Probably Jon Hamm? That’s who I want to imagine.

Not ladies that don't agree with them.

You are reading about the soap opera Passions, which was the best soap ever.

It was the best soap ever bc it was a satire!

He was not an insane kid. He was a doll brought to life by the witch lady.

I don't use shampoo anymore, but I rinse it really well in the shower daily.

Ok, granola isn't healthy but I think it might be better than scarfing candy bars (and I don't mean dark chocolate ones.)

Oh dear jesus

Oh, I know. I was being serious. That is why they feel they need guns.

Killing scary brown people.

You can’t make someone get sober.

HELLO DISTANT RELATIVE

I don't even drink wine, but if she does then I want to come over!

I liked her before (esp after seeing her in 6 Feet Under) but now I think I love her.

CAN. NOT. WAIT.

Don’t forget the lapis lazuli lariat pendant that you and your twin got for your 16th birthday!

I'm looking for a bathing suit top that looks like a sports bra, which fits DDDs.

She’s a “DJ”.