Fun fact! Not a SINGLE baby has ever been aborted. Ever! Whew! I bet that makes you feel better.

So the GOP basically showed us that they knew all about this and prepared for the allegation to surface months in advance, and didn’t bother to mention it to the people? Wow, this country is DUMB.

Says who? The misquoted poll from over a year ago that doesn’t even say what you think it says? GTFOH with that nonsense already. 

Bro is linking to a misquoted poll from over a year ago as a way to bolster his argument. LOL. 

Yep. Planning evacuations is part of my real-life job. I constantly advocate for communities to plan for animals in disaster (there’s an entire FEMA course about it) so that people can feel comfortable knowing that their animals are safe. 

....bernie didn’t even win the primary. 

That’s what Bernie people always argue, that he can’t possibly be specific lest he offend someone.

The idea that Sanders is responsible for these ideas getting public attention is maddening. He didn’t bring them to the forefront - he rode the coattails of a movement ALREADY IN PROGRESS. Argh. 

Hillary had that plan. But her emails, amirite?

waitwaitwait. He wants to reduce the military budget? Oh except when he wants to back a $1.5 million military boondoggle because it benefits his state. Oh interesting. What a great planner. 

Gross. I would have lost respect for her had she done that, dude has no business on the national stage. He does not have what it takes to do the job.

We haven’t even begun to discuss how he stole power from a colleague because he was too cheap to pay for his own, how he didn’t hold a job until he was 40 and that was an elected position, how his money has somehow disappeared into a black hole yet he owns three homes. And let’s then discuss why he didn’t release his…

Lol, I’m sorry but wow. Literally every other candidate can talk about their plans and how they will accomplish them, but not Bernie because reasons.

Exactly.

Oh hell no.

Oh good lord. All angles? You’ve already heard from “all angles.” You’re just refusing to believe the woman’s story because you so desperately want to believe that women are evil harpies and men are poor hapless Nice Guys.

Anyone who goes to a Costco anywhere near Vancouver BC could have answered that question. 

A friend of mine once commented how, when she went to Hawaii, the people there thought she was a “stupid American.”

Literally the closing paragraphs that should have accompanied this story. Thank you for this. 

Ew, not me. I’ll keep my average bod, thanks.