Worked a year to save money to pay my own way. Parents didn’t pay a dime. But I was a welfare kid for a few years so I get your sentiment.

Hell yeah! I was a dork in high school. Frizzy hair, big glasses, first to raise my hand in class, super Christian. Not a bit popular, homeschooled my final year and worked part time waiting tables to raise money for a church-sponsored summer camp in Scotland. The summer after high school I “blossomed” physically and…

Vaguebooking. It’s the worst.

My absolute favorite wedding band story ever:

Maybe it was a science oven? I read that it takes all of the nutrition out of our food! I read it in an article.

I’ve never ghosted a partner, but I’ve ghosted my dad, a sister and a former close friend. I ghost when I realize I am dealing with an exceptionally awful person (severely racist, narcissistic, pathologically dishonest for example) who has violated the relationship repeatedly and they’re never going to acknowledge it.…

That Met gown was tacky and made me sad.

What a coincidence. I had to haul out my divorce papers today for a mortgage loan and found them, after a long search, still in the envelope from the clerk's office, unopened since the day they arrived. Listen, my ex sucked at being a spouse. He was lazy and selfish and I was a resentful, bitter person. But it didn't…

I think she bit him. The flailing arms, the wince.

I can't unsee that and I can't believe I didn't see that. Thank you!

Aw. That just made me nostalgic for the days before Craigslist and dick pics. Keep on freakin in the freaky world, Jax.

Like a wind chime repeatedly whacked with a cricket bat sounds?

Are you that girl or is your mom? I was raised in a cult, homeschooled, no makeup, no friends, etc. and ran away when I was 16. Every time I watch the opening credits and she comes up out of the ground I get this rush of remembering exactly how great it felt to get away. It's fantastic!

I thought it squandered opportunities in the first episodes but really hit its stride and became brilliant midway through. Stick it out for a bit and see, if you have the time.

I watched this with my NPD mother. It was surreal. I do no know what I was thinking.

Ohmigosh! Well, she looks like she feels pretty great so good for her.

Something about her says "gastric bypass followed by goofy, awkward, adorable over-confidence."

A server in over her head in a restaurant out of its depth. Idaho wine country had just received official terroir status and this restaurant opened up in a lovely spot so we went. Ordered the stuffed mushroom appetizer and a couple of steaks, extra plate and a Sprite for the wee kiddo, local wine for us grownups.…

TWO YEAR OLDS FUCK YEAH! Twilight? Ramparts? Perilous? Those are not two year old words. That kid gets a standing O from me!

Thank you so much for sharing with the rest of the class. This is fantastic!