Stop trying to make urban turban happen. It’s not going to happen.

I do that too. Haven’t found one with a dial tone for over 2 years, but I still pull over and check if I see one.

No T, no Sinead.

That’s terrific! I would love to hear more of these camp stories. :)

Makes sense. Sounds healthy. Be kind to yourself. :) And I know a lot of people on this thread don’t care for AA, but Al Anon did me a world of good.

Same, same, same. I found there’s only so many times someone you love with all your heart can dangle themselves over the abyss and then act like it was nothing. It aged me. I felt and looked like shit. One morning after lots of tears and little sleep, I looked in the mirror and thought, “I look like a fucking Ent.”…

THANK YOU! It is so pedestrian, so beneath the bar that I cringe every time!

My mom did exactly this to 2 of my sisters. Got married just before one (3rd marriage) and just after another (4th marriage). Both weddings came up very suddenly. So weird.

This is a perfect anecdote.

Turns out you could do worse than be fat.

Thanks for a very hearty laugh!

TALKING ABOUT YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND! I don’t care about any of it. Stop gushing! I. Don’t. Care! But I’m glad you’re happy.

If this were Showgirls, Matt Lauer is Gina Gershon. He knows.

Exhibit A: Tina Fey as Palin. Pure, beautiful, unscripted shade that could kill a salamander.

I thought BYH was pure Southern shade. Am I wrong?

Honest question: is there a point at which we stop nailing black culture for French linguistic appropriation when it comes to names? It’s a thing? It’s their thing? I’m white as rice so I don’t know but it seems like we could get over it.

Diacritics. I learned a word today. Thanks! (And because this is the internet: #notshade.) Truly thanks.

Possibly good? Absolute garbage? Shit? Oh come on. Community at its worst was still pretty great. You must watch some awesome, next-level shit that we’ve all never heard of.

Yep. I feel that tweak all the time. Hard to say “check your privilege” without sounding snarky, but it absolutely needs to be said more often.

This is awful and great and deserves at least a hundred more stars.