Ha! Interesting point, I hadn't framed them that way, they can all be total dicks…although I think Richard is a 'good' person, he is mostly honest and makes difficult choices because of that honesty… Jared is some kind of Nazi experiment baby, so you can't blame him, Erlich is a douche but even he has a soft side…And…

Woah. Bobo. You have just. Blown. My. Mind.
I commented above near the top (well, shouted would be more accurate, it's all in caps) before reading all the way down, about just how…poor the attempt at explanation was - let alone the idea it would even need explaining to Jared!
But wait just a godsdamned minute here…
I…

Yes, exactly. I commented above, before reading all the way down the comments, because it annoyed me so much, the experiment is so much more elegant than "poisoned cat food" and they both really ought to know that…but now I see it has been expertly covered, as always, by the good folks of the AV Club comments section

IT WASN'T POISONED CAT FOOD IT WAS A RANDOMLY DECAYING ATOM WHICH MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT RELEASE POISON GAS
*deep breath*
AND YOU DON'T KILL THE CAT BY OPENING THE BOX, YOU JUST CAN'T KNOW WHETHER IT'S ALIVE OR DEAD UNTIL YOU'VE OPENED THE BOX, SO UNTIL YOU DO THE CAT IS IN A STATE OF BEING SIMULTANEOUSLY ALIVE AND DEAD
*dee…

Hmmm…Hannibal and Dimmond were eating meat, it was mentioned that Hannibal was very particular about how she tasted and that her special diet was designed to make her taste nice…?

Haha, wow, that's so funny and synchronous it was one of your first comments too! Yeah, I love how they appear to be picking up smiling and waving (I mean, obviously, people are waving and smiling at them and if they wave back people throw food at them…but I still applaud their learning/imitation skills, and they do…

Wow. Good theory! I thought he was just failing at the accent, but I like your version better

"Get my broken bleeding friend here some high top trainers, a baseball hat and the biggest (wonky) clock you can find. Excellent. Now, Will, begin with a basic beat, please, I'll just jump in when I'm ready…
Now this is a story
All about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'll like to take a minute
Just sit…

Yeah, me too, I was totally predicting Prof Beardie would eat it (ha!) before PTG (prospective threesome guy). Don't be dissing Hannibal unless you're ready to throw down…

"Blah blah blah you don't know shit about Dante well maybe you're not too shabby for a straniero"
Oh no, Dr Beardie, you didn't just call Hannibal a lame foreigner, at a party, in front of his wife, and boss, and everyone from his new job…? Whoops… Despite Hannibal owning him in Italian and laying down some seriously…

Hey! Yes, I remember you saying you liked my avatar, it was one if the first responses I got from anyone on here :-D
Despite me not understanding 'squid current status new mods', google happily did, so I've seen him and he's AWESOME, thanks :-D

Oh my gods, so much to say, where to start…? No need to damn your overwhelming loquacity, my dear, your words, while insightful, would by no means drive me to drink :-D
Good guess, London, and yes, thanks, had a lovely night in with my friends Wine, Weed & Fentanyl (they're a lovely bunch, sure you've met 'em), and…

Hah! Boom! :-D

"In your gingerbread house…" was my absolute favourite line, made me shiver, also given I've been playing a lot of Witcher 3, it made me truly question stuff…(I'm following the trail of sweets to find the missing children ATM)

BOOM! Sign me up! Season Ticket, please (as long as I can take photos of the Slice'O'Beverly Exhibit…maybe take a slice home…)

I mean, yeah, of course, I struggle with the pathos of it, I think that's what the writers wanted, it's literally impossible to imagine being served bits of yourself - let alone eating snails that have eaten you so you taste nicer…I'm just impressed by how believable he is

Uh…yeah. Canadian, maybe?Or his attempt at a US one, I guess? Least ways, put it like this: He doesn't normally talk like that, he's English and has an English accent (despite being a huge fan of his routines en Françias)

Hey, thanks
edit:
Hahaha, I just watched the clip totally thinking it was going to be about a load of women who were obsessed with Mads, rather than his crazy piano skills lol. I was expecting more screaming :-D

Venezia59 - I bow, and admit defeat. I didn't even know about that video, so you totes win the Mads-Off we were unconsciously having lol. Imma seek out that clip now, though :-D

Yeah, if I had the cash I'd buy up the whole auction and make a museum of Hannibal