Amen to that.

An order of protection wouldn’t have prevented him from murdering her.

his build makes him look younger (fat fills in wrinkles, i still get carded and am in my 30s)

If you’re trying to be the “cool guy” with middle-schoolers, you’ll never actually be cool.

I just found the cutest hat that fits me perfectly — in the little boy’s department at Target. It’s small on my 7yo.

One in every four sunscreens in this year’s database is a spray. People like sprays because they’re easy to squirt on squirming kids and hard-to-reach areas. But they may pose serious inhalation risks, and they make it too easy to apply too little or miss a spot.

Guys, does anyone know a company that makes sunhats in sizes? Or in a slightly larger size than normal women’s hats? I am gigantic.

idgaf

How could you not mention that the CNN article refers to one as the “TransVag Queen”???

YES GIRL. These high-waisted skinny jeans can fuck right off.

Bring on the return of the low rise flare! I look so incredibly awkward in skinny jeans. Even boot cuts look weird on me. I have these big thighs and non-existent calves. I don’t have cankles, my leg just kinda goes straight down. Low rise flares make me look less like a squishy rectangle!

I, for one, welcome our new low rise overlords. Seriously, speaking as a short and curvy person with an actual low rise, low rise jeans can not come back soon enough. I feel as if I’ve been walking in a denim desert for the past decade or so since the last time the planet was blanketed with Old Navy low rise bootlegs.…

Am I a terrible person that there is nothing I enjoy more than a little Palin drama? The trashy grifters gift that keeps on giving.

OMG PEOPLE GOT NEW JOBS IN THE PAST 4 YEARS! ESCANDALO!

at what point in writing these recaps do you wonder “what am I doing with my life? I have a university degree.”

This is me and my dog.

My cat has acid reflux, which = lots of puking. They know exactly what they're aiming for.

When our cat growing up was pregnant we prepared her boxes for her and her kittens-to-be. We placed them all over the house, just in case labor struck quickly, tucked away in warm, quiet little corners perfect for a cat. When that bitch went into labor she dragged herself all the way across the house, passing about 4…

You're my favorite.

Haha I’m glad I’m not the only one who insults my cats for not financially contributing :-) When they yell at me for treats (they always have food available, but that’s not good enough for my spoiled babies) I always say, “You guys need to start pulling your own weight around here!” Yup, crazy cat lady - I know.