I don’t find the consumerism encouraged by fashion magazines and many other media outlets helpful to any social equality movement.

This is the best thing I’ve read on Jezebel in a long time.

Something I’ve noticed: if I’m listening to country radio and hear a song I’m unfamiliar with but like, it usually turns out to be Miranda Lambert or Little Big Town.

Lack of relatability might be why I dislike memoirs so much.

I got sick of the genre years ago. Enough with the fucking memoirs.

I only recently learned of the existence of Lily Pulitzer, via a friend who loves it and is sad she can’t wear it because she’s plus-sized. I Googled it and started to seriously question both her taste and her eyesight. I’m really glad to see other people think that shit’s ugly.

It’s probably the same for people who believe evolutionary psychology.

I feel the same way about dudes who claim they’re “alpha” as I do about women who tell you they’re classy. People who are actually those things feel no need to say it.

True. The tough part is getting laid properly by someone you actually want to fuck. I find staying home and watching Doctor Who more enjoyable and less trouble.

I’ve never been desirable and always been invisible. It makes aging a snap for the reason you mention (having other things going on and sense of self based on those things) and because you can’t miss what you never had.

I always trust reviews based solely on trailers.

I tan right through an SPF 50. I get lots of “ew, tan lines,” “you’re gonna get skin cancer!” and “you’re not putting it on right.” I know I’m putting it on right because 1) I can read directions and 2) if I wasn’t, I’d burn. I wish the naggers would leave me alone because I’m not going to stay indoors like a shut-in.

I have a freakishly small head. One Size Fits All hats can fuck off.

I’m going to go outside and when it’s hot, I’m going to do so with limbs exposed. So long as I don’t burn (because that shit hurts) then let the rest of the chips fall where they may.

I did a little Googling. It appears to be an AS program in sonography.

My waistline is pretty much right under my boobs, so pants designed to fit at the waist are tight and uncomfortable. Whereas pants designed to fit at my hips are more comfortable since mine are where fashion designers think they’re supposed to be.

This is me on skinny jeans in 15 years.

Mine was rescued from a hoarder and gulps her food down so fast she regurgitates because in her previous home, cats who didn’t eat fast, didn’t eat. She totally uses that to barf all over the place with impunity because she knows I talk a good game, but actually feel really sorry for her.

That’s exactly why we love them.

The first time I watched the Cat Friend/Dog Friend video, I was skeptical until the part with the spilled glass. That was so accurate I had to LOL.